Oh, Katie
By Never teh Bride
After seeing Rei Kawakubo’s Comme des Garçons inkjet-printed silk gown with giant velvet bow and cake-shaped headpiece modeled by Katie Holmes in W Magazine, I am almost glad to see that Holmes and her shortstack beau have decided to postpone their nuptuals in favor of creating mini scientologists.
October 9th, 2005 at 9:35 am
There is nothing to stop the Tom and the Katie from marrying while the child is still in utero. In fact, given the styling of the gown, it might easily be adapted for maternity wear as well.
October 9th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
No doubt Tom will if he truly loves his corpse bride!
October 10th, 2005 at 5:44 pm
What gown is complete without the bridal turban and vest? All it needs is a pair of curly-toed slippers and maybe a little monkey.
October 11th, 2005 at 9:45 am
She already has the little monkey. Look who she’s marrying!
October 11th, 2005 at 9:03 pm
It’s Ozma of Oz! Or her sister. Or, perhaps, her Thetan sister.