Celebrity hoax spotlight: Jolie Pitt
By Never teh Bride
The rumors of the supposedly recent Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt nuptials have been greatly exaggerated. I repeat, put down your tabloids. Now, I’m not one to follow celebrity romance. In fact, for the most part, I just don’t have the stamina. I’m a busy woman and those Hollywood types get married and divorced faster than I can eat a quesadilla.
But at the same time, I am for some reason enraptured by the whole Pitt Jolie thing. Maybe it’s because they’re so dang pretty. During my work day, I check celebrity gossip blogs and news sites to see if those two crazy kids have tied the knot yet.
The answer, of course, is no they have not. But they have:
Traveled the world together
Moved in together
Done charity work together
And soon will be parents together
The world – and the paparazzi – are waiting. I’m extra curious to see whether, if they do intend to marry, they can hold a wedding with at least a modicum of privacy.
December 10th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Could she *BE* any more gorgeous?!?!? OMG, my jaw is on the ground.
Needless to say, I love Angelina….
December 11th, 2005 at 1:04 am
Although…I gotta say, that’s a little bit more of my breast than I’d want showing in a picture. (I can hear my mother’s voice in the back of my head, “Would it have killed you to tape that down???”)
December 11th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Agreed, JayKay. I think she must have been made in a lab somewhere because I don’t think there is one person on this earth who looks as good in photographs. She even looks great sweaty and with no make-up on on her goodwill missions. I’m so jealous.
And I hear you, Megaera. In that photo, she looks to be one step away from a wardrobe malfunction.
December 12th, 2005 at 1:24 pm
She is gorgeous, but her tattoos always remind me of supermarket bar codes. Whenever I see a shot of her back, I think she looks like a can of soup on markdown.
December 12th, 2005 at 5:17 pm
So, Brad and Angelina have done everything together but get married. He basically has a wife without any of the legal entanglements. If he finds a replacement for her, he can walk away scot free, except for child support payments if the adoptions go through. Why *should* he get married?
December 12th, 2005 at 6:33 pm
Lori:
Ummmmm, CUZ’ ITS ANGELINA, that’s why!!!! I can’t imagine any other human being on the face of the Earth that would be worth leaving her for!
Its like when Billy Joel left Christy Brinkley for another woman…I mean, c’mon, what kind of idiot LEAVES CHRISTY BRINKLEY!?!?!?!
sheeeesh!
December 13th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
What kind of idiot picks up a $20 hooker when he’s dating Elizabeth Hurley? Cheaters cheat.
December 13th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
The breast exposure looks photo-shopped in.
December 13th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Lori:
TRUE DAT!
December 14th, 2005 at 10:30 pm
As for the imminent wardrobe malfunction, you just kind of get the feeling that once it happened, she would just shrug it off and be like, “Yeah, there’s my breast. Enjoy. You know you will.” Frankly, if I looked like her I’d just walk around naked all the time.
December 16th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
I don’t know, Cranky. That photo was taken in 2004, I think. Have you seen her lately? She’s gotten a bit…bony. And veiny!
July 10th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Angelina for is the best in all
I love u forever and ever
July 10th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I`m from Brazil !
in Brazil the people love anglelina too
her pessonaledy is fantastic,she like help another pesson and it is
all for me
one day i want to be Ang…
kisse for u
have a good lock in your life
June 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Indeed, as someone said, she looks like she was made in a lab or something. She has surreal beauty. It’s like she was carefully sculpted or something. She is drop dead gorgeous outside and inside. i have no more words to describe this woman. She is unique and there will never be another one like her