Perfect for a wedding…under the sea!
By Never teh Bride
Let me start off by saying that I love most Allure Couture gowns. They have some real stunners in tulle and crystal and silk. But that doesn’t mean I have to stifle my giggles when looking at this little number. The aptly named Valentine (for I believe the top looks a bit like the peek-a-boo lingerie men mistakenly buy for women around V-Day) features a hand beaded bust with a silk midriff and tulle skirt. And, hey, I like the skirt. I like everything up to and around the diamond shaped hole in between the model’s boobs.
The little mermaid is calling, Allure Couture. She wants her wedding gown back.
July 7th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
I think the Valentine might actually be better than the Ophelia!
July 7th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
NtB, don’t be silly! That skirt would be not only unwieldy, but completely unnecessary for a mermaid! It’s clearly a demure coverup for a Vegas showgirl.
July 7th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
You have a point there, Style Graduate – I have never seen a mermaid with non-boob private parts!
July 7th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Her hair reminds me of old Russian braids
exhibit A: http://www.gg-corner.de/pictures/1996/russian/19960227_russian_mys01.jpg
Ekaterina gets a pass b/c this was worn during a tribute to her husband who’d died young of a heart attack. I don’t know who thought that hair combined w/ a beaded bustier and a few miles of tulle was a good idea – maybe she is a belly dancer like that other girl?
July 7th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
To paraphrase dear Manolo; this sha boom-boom look is giving me a migraine.
July 8th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
It actually looks a bit like the dress Carly O’Brien wore, albeit much smaller: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006280830,00.html
July 8th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Holy crap, look at that dress Carly O’Brien wore. I’m assuming she’s just some random girl, not a celeb of some kind? Anyway, this is an example of why sixteen-year-olds shouldn’t be getting married.
July 8th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Reminds me too of the dress Ziyi Zhang wore to this year’s Academy Awards. Kinda awkward seashell cupping action going on.
July 8th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
That’s a coach? I thought that Carly person was maybe one of those people who are forced by medical necessity to live in a bubble!
July 9th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
OH MY GOD – who the hell in their right mind models anything – clothing or event – after JORDAN?! She’s the epitome of tacky!
Zhang Zi Yi needs to fire her stylist. In fact, most HK/mainland celebs know NOTHING about looking good. I’ve gone through enough years having to see their horrible fashion sense plastered in magazines.
July 10th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
If I’m not mistaken, I saw a blurb on TV recently about the red-carpet teaming of Armani and Ziyi Zhang. Kind of a diluted Audrey Hepburn/Givenchy feel about the whole [fashion] relationship.
Now, I’d be more than happy to let Armani dress me each week for church (the fanciest I ever get at this point in my life, I’m afraid). But I’d look an awful lot more like Ursula the Sea Witch in that black dress than I would like the Little Mermaid…