Mrs. Rock, rocking the most

Nothing says ‘bride’ like a white mini dress. No, really, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Ritchie, or whatever your name is now. If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’. Your assertion that your recent pseudo-wedding to Kid Rock (St. Tropez’s mayor explained the illegality of it) was the best and most romantic wedding ever must be true.

I mean, just look at the happy couple. I think Kid even put on a clean white t-shirt for the occassion.

Ah, love\'s first flush

After the unofficial ceremony, Pamela swapped out her mini dress for a white string bikini and a pair of diamond-encrusted Jimmy Choos. In her blog, she wrote: “Now I’m definitely rocking the most…MRS ROCK…From Vegas to New York to St. Tropez. I was so happy to finally get here. But now I can’t wait to get away from these paparazzi – I swear they just wait for the ugliest pictures to take.”

Maybe there is something to it

All joking aside, I do wish the new “Mrs. Rock” all the best. I think Pamela Anderson is pretty cool, actually. She’s really forthright about articulating her beliefs. Sometimes, though, I wish she’d wear a few more articles of clothing. I mean, is she naked in this pic?

Nude or not?

I think she’s naked.

10 Responses to “Mrs. Rock, rocking the most”

  1. Carol Herman says:

    Nekkid? She’s wearing a hat.

  2. jenny says:


  3. Never teh Bride says:

    Good point, Carol Herman!

  4. Gigolo Kitty says:

    I like Pamela Anderson too. She is so completely over the top and totally unapologetic about that I can’t help it.

  5. Never teh Bride says:

    I was thinking skin cancer, Ducky Duck. Or the splotches that come before skin cancer.

  6. Ninjarina says:

    I can’t get over the fact she’s a PETArd (funny b/c “petard” also means “fart”).

  7. Rachel says:

    I love your comments!

    I personally think they are both gross. But whatever tickles their pickle…

  8. jordan says:

    who cares shes hot

  9. john says:

    i think pamela is so hot….