Mrs. Rock, rocking the most

August 1, 2006 in Celebrity Brides,Weddings with 10 Comments

Nothing says ‘bride’ like a white mini dress. No, really, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Ritchie, or whatever your name is now. If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’. Your assertion that your recent pseudo-wedding to Kid Rock (St. Tropez’s mayor explained the illegality of it) was the best and most romantic wedding ever must be true.

I mean, just look at the happy couple. I think Kid even put on a clean white t-shirt for the occassion.

Ah, love\'s first flush

After the unofficial ceremony, Pamela swapped out her mini dress for a white string bikini and a pair of diamond-encrusted Jimmy Choos. In her blog, she wrote: “Now I’m definitely rocking the most…MRS ROCK…From Vegas to New York to St. Tropez. I was so happy to finally get here. But now I can’t wait to get away from these paparazzi – I swear they just wait for the ugliest pictures to take.”

Maybe there is something to it

All joking aside, I do wish the new “Mrs. Rock” all the best. I think Pamela Anderson is pretty cool, actually. She’s really forthright about articulating her beliefs. Sometimes, though, I wish she’d wear a few more articles of clothing. I mean, is she naked in this pic?

Nude or not?

I think she’s naked.

About Christa Terry: Christa Terry is a writer and wedding and lifestyle expert whose book iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But ‘Net is a one-stop planning resource for modern, free-thinking brides and grooms. With one husband, one toddler, and more on the way – kids, not husbands – Christa somehow manages to stay on top of the tricks and trends that make getting married and living life stylish and fun.

All Posts by  |  Personal Blog  |  Twitter  |  Facebook  |  Share By Email

10 Responses to “Mrs. Rock, rocking the most”

  1. Carol Herman August 1, 2006 at 3:47 pm #

    Nekkid? She’s wearing a hat.

  2. jenny August 1, 2006 at 4:34 pm #

    Klassy!

  3. Never teh Bride August 1, 2006 at 5:05 pm #

    Good point, Carol Herman!

  4. Gigolo Kitty August 1, 2006 at 6:17 pm #

    I like Pamela Anderson too. She is so completely over the top and totally unapologetic about that I can’t help it.

  5. Ducky Duck August 1, 2006 at 9:32 pm #

    what is on her shoulder (http://www.inthenews.co.uk/photo.aspx?width=180&url=http://pictures.directnews.org.uk/live/photo9628.jpg)
    Above the barb wire tattoo, I mean?

  6. Never teh Bride August 2, 2006 at 10:10 am #

    I was thinking skin cancer, Ducky Duck. Or the splotches that come before skin cancer.

  7. Ninjarina August 2, 2006 at 3:07 pm #

    I can’t get over the fact she’s a PETArd (funny b/c “petard” also means “fart”).

  8. Rachel August 3, 2006 at 4:44 pm #

    I love your comments!

    I personally think they are both gross. But whatever tickles their pickle…

  9. jordan April 20, 2007 at 2:48 pm #

    who cares shes hot

  10. john May 5, 2007 at 11:18 am #

    i think pamela is so hot….