Mrs. Rock, rocking the most

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By Never teh Bride

Nothing says ‘bride’ like a white mini dress. No, really, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Ritchie, or whatever your name is now. If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’. Your assertion that your recent pseudo-wedding to Kid Rock (St. Tropez’s mayor explained the illegality of it) was the best and most romantic wedding ever must be true.

I mean, just look at the happy couple. I think Kid even put on a clean white t-shirt for the occassion.

$Ah, love\'s first flush$

After the unofficial ceremony, Pamela swapped out her mini dress for a white string bikini and a pair of diamond-encrusted Jimmy Choos. In her blog, she wrote: “Now I’m definitely rocking the most…MRS ROCK…From Vegas to New York to St. Tropez. I was so happy to finally get here. But now I can’t wait to get away from these paparazzi - I swear they just wait for the ugliest pictures to take.”

Maybe there is something to it

All joking aside, I do wish the new “Mrs. Rock” all the best. I think Pamela Anderson is pretty cool, actually. She’s really forthright about articulating her beliefs. Sometimes, though, I wish she’d wear a few more articles of clothing. I mean, is she naked in this pic?

Nude or not?

I think she’s naked.

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10 Responses to “Mrs. Rock, rocking the most”

Carol Herman Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Nekkid? She’s wearing a hat.
jenny Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Klassy!
Never teh Bride Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 5:05 pm
Good point, Carol Herman!
Gigolo Kitty Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 6:17 pm
I like Pamela Anderson too. She is so completely over the top and totally unapologetic about that I can’t help it.
Ducky Duck Says:
August 1st, 2006 at 9:32 pm
what is on her shoulder (http://www.inthenews.co.uk/photo.aspx?width=180&url=http://pictures.directnews.org.uk/live/photo9628.jpg)
Above the barb wire tattoo, I mean?
Never teh Bride Says:
August 2nd, 2006 at 10:10 am
I was thinking skin cancer, Ducky Duck. Or the splotches that come before skin cancer.
Ninjarina Says:
August 2nd, 2006 at 3:07 pm
I can’t get over the fact she’s a PETArd (funny b/c “petard” also means “fart”).
Rachel Says:
August 3rd, 2006 at 4:44 pm
I love your comments!

I personally think they are both gross. But whatever tickles their pickle…
jordan Says:
April 20th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
who cares shes hot
john Says:
May 5th, 2007 at 11:18 am
i think pamela is so hot….