Manolo for the Brides

Want $10,000 worth of jewelry? If you’re engaged (or even if you’re not, shhh, I won’t tell), Ross*Simons, an internet jewelry retailer headquartered in Rhode Island, is holding a contest geared toward future brides and grooms whose proposals didn’t quite go as planned. They are looking for funny, insightful, serious, awkward, poignant, and, above all, entertaining home videos in which newly engaged couples re-enact their “Proposals Gone Wrong.” Couples can also send in their actual proposal videos!

This contest is dedicated to the brave souls who have seen the abyss of a botched proposal and lived to tell the tale, even to laugh about it. Take a look at the current entries to see just how rough the going can get. And if you think you can top them (or bottom them, we suppose,) enter your own video. Our team of judges will review the entries, and if they think yours is the ultimate proposal gone awry, you could win a $10,000 shopping spree at Ross*Simons.

Below is one of their example videos…though I do hope that the videos real future brides and grooms send in won’t be as utterly depressing…

If any of you folks enter the contest, let me know!

“Wintertime flower girls get cold, too, ya know.” That’s just a little message I’d like to shoot off to the designers and manufacturers of most flower girl dresses. Luckily there’s Smitherman & Barnwell. This purveyor of luxury at its best (and littlest) will keep your flower girl cozy in teeny tiny ankle-length gowns with….drumroll please….sleeves! And let’s not forget the matching jackets!

This beautiful silk beaded diamond pintuck jacket and gown comes in gold, white, champagne, lilac, and celery

On a Christmas-y and Chanukah-y note, if you happen to know any pre-k age future flower girls dancing with excitement over upcoming weddings, The Flower Girl by Laura Godwin makes a great holiday gift. This book explains the wedding from the point of view of the flower girl…in rhyme, of course.

The fabulous Sara shared a most ingenious littel tip regarding vendors with me recently. I can’t remember now whether she used this tip while planning her own wedding or only thought about it after the fact. Either way, it’s a real gem.

She recommends that brides-to-be program their vendor telephone numbers into their cell phones by category rather than vendor name or company name. That way, when the pressure is on and they need to consult their florist, DJ, caterer, or cake artisan, all they have to do is scroll through their contacts until they hit upon the appropriate keyword. Want even easier access? Program your vendor numbers into your cell phone’s voice dialing system! That way, you can just shout “TENT!” when you realize that your contract says you’ve reserved at 40-person tent for a 200-person wedding.

But why not take it one step further? Make sure you can reach your vendors with nary more than a mouse click by adding their info to your e-mail address book by category. Because, hey, what’s easier to remember? The simple keyword ‘florist’? Or MaryJsBloom.O.Rama@yahoo.com?

Am I the only one out there who thinks giving dress designs proper people names is silly and a little odd? I was just browsing the offerings on the Maggie Sottero web site and found myself looking at gowns with names like Candice Marie, Samara Lynette, Ava, and Janine. Quite the harem, am I right? Meet Madalyn:

Madalyn is a one-piece, strapless gown with external boning and covered buttons. She features an embroidered tulle lace overlay, illusion train, matching stole, and a coordinating purse, and she comes in all white, diamond white, diamond white with champagne and gold, or diamond white with champagne and pewter.

Say it with me now…”Hi, Madalyn!”

What follows is long, but it just tickles me, so I feel obligated to share it. These passages are from Inquire Within for Anything You Want to Know, or Over Three Thousand Seven Hundred Facts Worth Knowing published by New York: Dick and Fitzgerald in 1856. Do note that this was copied and pasted directly from the forums at the Civil War Reenactors Home Page. Enjoy!

2866. HOW TO WIN THE FAVOR OF LADIES.–To win the favor of ladies, dress and manner must never be neglected. Women look more to sense than to beauty, and a man shows his sense, or his want of it, in every action of his life. When a young man first finds himself in the company of the other sex, he is seldom free from a degree of bashfulness, which makes him more awkward than he would otherwise appear, and he very often errs from real ignorance of what he should say or do. Though a proper feeling of respect and kindness, and a desire to be obliging and agreeable, will always be recognized and appreciated, there are certain forms very convenient to be understood.

2889. _Popping the Question_.–There is nothing more appalling to a modest and sensitive young man than asking the girl he loves to marry him; and there are few who do not find their moral courage tasked to the utmost. Many a man who would lead a forlorn hope, mount a breach, and “seek the bubble reputation e’en in the cannon’ mouth,” trembles at the idea of asking a woman the question which is to decide his fate. Ladies may congratulate themselves that nature and custom have made them the responding party.

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There are those of us out there who have a love-hate relationship with flowers. On one hand, fresh flowers are lovely, wonderfully scented, and add a touch of class to almost any occasion. On the other hand, they wilt, brown, and die. Quite quickly in locales with toasty weather year round.

In terms of your alternatives, you’ve got your silk flowers….but unless you buy the really fancy sort, you may find yourself feeling like you’re carrying a handful of plastic. Then there are paper and plastic blooms, which can either look stunning and original or like something produced in a kindergarten class. For the brave (and coordinated) there are glass flowers. I’d be far too afraid to carry those around, as I do not fall into that latter category.

According to Wikipedia,

A large variety of materials have been used in their manufacture by different peoples at different times, [including] painted linen and shavings of stained horn by the Egyptians, gold and silver by the Romans, rice-paper by the Chinese, silkworm cocoons in Italy, the plumage of highly colored birds in South America, wax, small tinted shells. More recent production methods use carved or formed soap, nylon netting stretched over wire frames, ground clay and mass produced injection plastic mouldings.

At the beginning of the 18th century the French, who originally learned the art from the Italians, made great advances in the accuracy of their reproductions, and towards the end of that century the Paris manufacturers enjoyed a world-wide reputation. About the same time the art was introduced into England by French refugees, and soon afterwards it spread also to America.

Fascinating things, faux flowers. But perhaps you are one of those unique individuals who both fears fresh flowers and has a master plant that doesn’t include faking it. In such a case, I would be quick to recommend freeze dried flowers.

FOR THE FLOWER GIRL: Freeze dried petals can be tossed and simply left on the ground if you’re outdoors. They are biodegradable, colorful, and won’t leave stains on fabric like some fresh rose petals.

FOR THE BRIDAL PARTY: Freeze dried blossoms are beautiful, come with the same benefits as the loose petals, and hold their shape (i.e. won’t start to sag) as the day wears on. If you’re worried about what random bumps will do to brittle blossoms, the flowers can be softened by allowing them to briefly bask in the steam in a bathroom with a hot running shower.