Cheering up your wife

In the grand tradition of LEGO weirdness spawned by the Internet (remember that wedding cake?) comes the Brick Testament. In case you’re not already aware, quite a bit of the Bible is concerned with men, women, marriage, and sex.

Think maybe it was shotgun wedding?

Deuteronomy 24:5 says, “If a man is newly married…he must not join the army…and do not pester him at home. He must be left at home, free of all obligation for one year, to cheer up his new wife.”

Sounds good to me! Go and have a look at the other illustrated verses brought to by the Brick Testament, keeping in mind that much of Deuteronomy is NSFW*. Don’t miss the instructions regarding marriage from 1 Corinthians — very NSFW. LEGO nookie will likely not offend most, but it will certainly offend some.

* Not Safe For Work

3 Responses to “Cheering up your wife”

  1. Twistie says:

    (rolls about on the floor, helpless with mirth)

    Thanks, NtB! What a wonderfully twisted way to start the day!

  2. Riona says:

    These are beautiful. I’d forgotten all about these!

  3. Never teh Bride says:

    The facial expressions really make the site, IMO.