Make a statement, without saying a word

Forget your heart. The good folks at No Prenup Clothing & Apparel suggest you wear your values on your sleeve. Or, more precisely on your head, on your belly, or even on your butt:


They call it “clothing that promotes unconditional love.” I call it clothing that may scare your future family members, just a little.

If you’re not a bride-to-be trying to tackle some serious trust issues using your clothing as a vehicle for change, perhaps you are a guest who is just so sick of chucking handfuls of crunchy dried petals at bored newlyweds. Then you, my friend, need to invest in ROSE PARTY SURPRISE. According to the retailer, Bim Bam Banana, ROSE PARTY SURPRISE is a “hot new effect,” whatever that means. So what is it really? It’s a freakin’ cannon that shoots rose petals as far as 10 meters, baby.


At these distances, it might be wise to give brides and grooms a running start.

One Response to “Make a statement, without saying a word”

  1. Anna says:

    OMG…….I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.