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Girl, do your thang

By Never teh Bride

Remember yesterday when I mentioned weird cakes? Well, I ran across one yesterday while browsing Metafilter.

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Courtesy of The Ghetto Fab, we can gaze upon this many-armed cake. I don’t know anything about the wedding it graced, other than the fact that the bride was channeling a sparkly Mrs. Claus and the groom looks nothing if not shellshocked. But you gotta love those giant wine glasses, right?

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Naturally, after seeing these, I had to poke through The Ghetto Fab, which led me to another site, Tales From a Ghetto Wedding. To my delight, I found a number of even more horrifying images.

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Poor Louis Vuitton was probably rolling over in his grave…








11 Responses to “Girl, do your thang”




  1. mkb Says:

    Aw man, the tales of a ghetto wedding site is down :(

    I think yr Louis Vuitton link is all weird.




  2. Never teh Bride Says:

    Thanks for pointing out the borked link, mkb.

    And I have to apologize to anyone and everyone who wants to visit Tales from a Ghetto Wedding as the site’s limited bandwidth virtually guarantees downtime.




  3. Wendy Says:

    On top of the Louis Vuitton explosion…that cake is just poorly put together. Particularly the two lower tiers on the left, it looks like the ribbon is either falling off or was never adhered correctly in the first place.

    I wonder what else they decked out in LV…




  4. Never teh Bride Says:

    There does appear to be a giant LV in the area of the altar, Wendy!




  5. Sterlingspider Says:

    I am inordinately amused by the heady escalator-ness of the LV cake.

    The “mothership” cake however makes me want to get a gigantic Durga or Thousand Armed Kwan Yin statue and have each arm hold a small cake and then put the serving utensils in the bottom-most set of arms.

    But then again I’m pretty weird.




  6. Twistie Says:

    Sterlingspider, I want you internet babies! The thousand-armed statue as a cake stand is my idea of awesome!

    NtB, these pics gave me one of the best laughs of the week! Thanks!




  7. tto Says:

    is the pew decoration LV too??? wow.




  8. Jarrett Says:

    The only thing that could make that Louie wedding jump off officially is to have Kanye remix “Pachabel’s Canon in D” for the bride’s entrance.




  9. blondiebimbo Says:

    Where does one buy/acquire that much fake Louis Vuitton????
    THERE WAS A GIANT LV ON THE ALTAR!

    That being said, I need to go wipe up the diet coke that I just sprayed all over my computer while laughing.




  10. Phyllis Says:

    Funkadelic!




  11. Beverly Says:

    what the hell is this…………..




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