When your veil is bigger than you, there’s a problem
By Never teh BrideFrom the always debonair Isidore Gallant comes this pic of crazy veil madness:
This is a Kleemeier lingerie creation that was shown at the Bodylook fashion show at the IGEDO fashion fair in Duesseldorf, Germany. My take? First off, in an unprecedented turnaround, the model is actually too small for the garment. Check out the gap at her hip! Her immense headgear cannot camouflage her tiny frame. Secondly, I think it’s perfectly yawn-worthy. The whole getup looks like every other set of wedding night unmentionables!
Me? I wore ultra-sturdy rebar foundation garments.
The Day’s Aside
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August 1st, 2007 at 1:47 pm
That’s just…it looks like some sort of weird science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong. That thing on her head. The rest of her just needs a few good deli sandwiches and an injection of taste.
That is easily the dullest, least erotic set of wedding day lingerie I’ve ever seen. Of course, the fact that the woman wearing it is so emaciated isn’t helping at all. Put that on a woman with actual curves whose hipbones aren’t about to poke through her flesh and it might not be quite so lacking in sex appeal.
August 1st, 2007 at 6:17 pm
God, Longwhoria’s wedding was so tacky. The lushness of the red contrasted too sharply with the white.
Her wedding cake looked like it was made out of a vat of aborted fetuses.
August 1st, 2007 at 6:21 pm
That is indeed one nasty cake!