Sunday Caption Madness

There are those moments when words fail even me. Finding the photo below, was one of them. And so I ask you, dear readers, to give me your best captions. There’s no prize aside from the fun involved, but I hope you’ll all play along at home, anyway.

Lingerie Bride

16 Responses to “Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Alaina says:

    Following an unusual twist of events, the catchers of the bouquet and garter parade their prizes in front of the wedding crowd.

  2. Glinda says:

    The bride mistakenly thought the groom was supposed to take off the dress, and leave the garter. The groom was fine with not correcting the situation.

    Hey, I’m tired.

  3. Lynn says:

    The wedding was canceled due to the groom being handcuffed to a stripper. The bride was not available for comment.

  4. Lynn says:

    My husband wanted to add in one:
    “When bachelor parites go wrong”

  5. Pencils says:

    Excuse me, I don’t think I gave permission for you to post my wedding photo!

  6. Pencils says:

    Or: “the groomsmen smoked my hemp wedding gown!””

  7. Never teh Bride says:

    Ahahaha, right on, Pencils!

  8. Beyond Blond says:

    As she watched her groom walk away with the stripper he just met, Sarah regretted her decision to have a wedding in Vegas. Adding insult to injury, her maid of honor went with them, declaring Bambi her new BFF.

  9. Nice Lady says:

    “Cindy is ALL SET for the dollar dance at her reception”

  10. Jef says:

    “He’s not supposed to bring a stripper from the bachelor party to his wedding”

  11. La BellaDonna says:

    “Having double-checked the stove to make sure it was off, Bob and Barbara happily went to their wedding site, secure in the knowledge that nothing had been forgotten.”

  12. redsquid says:

    Stood up by Bacchus, the goddess Hymen sought revenge in Las Vegas, choosing to strut her stuff near the Walmart super store.

  13. Gracie says:

    “Hey Mom! Guess what? I went to Hugh Hefner’s wedding and I caught the bride!”

  14. Gracie says:

    “Halfway through the wedding, Cynthia suddenly remembered what her shoes were supposed to match.”

  15. hh says:

    Traci Lynn Jones

    nuff said.