Sunday Caption Madness

There are those moments when words fail even me. Finding the photo below, was one of them. And so I ask you, dear readers, to give me your best captions. There’s no prize aside from the fun involved, but I hope you’ll all play along at home, anyway.

Lingerie Bride

16 Responses to “Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Alaina September 30, 2007 at 4:03 pm #

    Following an unusual twist of events, the catchers of the bouquet and garter parade their prizes in front of the wedding crowd.

  2. Glinda October 1, 2007 at 12:02 am #

    The bride mistakenly thought the groom was supposed to take off the dress, and leave the garter. The groom was fine with not correcting the situation.

    Hey, I’m tired.

  3. Lynn October 1, 2007 at 9:18 am #

    The wedding was canceled due to the groom being handcuffed to a stripper. The bride was not available for comment.

  4. Lynn October 1, 2007 at 9:20 am #

    My husband wanted to add in one:
    “When bachelor parites go wrong”

  5. Pencils October 1, 2007 at 12:40 pm #

    Excuse me, I don’t think I gave permission for you to post my wedding photo!

  6. Pencils October 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm #

    Or: “the groomsmen smoked my hemp wedding gown!””

  7. Never teh Bride October 1, 2007 at 1:22 pm #

    Ahahaha, right on, Pencils!

  8. Beyond Blond October 1, 2007 at 1:56 pm #

    As she watched her groom walk away with the stripper he just met, Sarah regretted her decision to have a wedding in Vegas. Adding insult to injury, her maid of honor went with them, declaring Bambi her new BFF.

  9. Nice Lady October 1, 2007 at 3:08 pm #

    “Cindy is ALL SET for the dollar dance at her reception”

  10. HamiHarri October 1, 2007 at 7:27 pm #

    LMAO!

  11. Jef October 2, 2007 at 9:06 pm #

    “He’s not supposed to bring a stripper from the bachelor party to his wedding”

  12. La BellaDonna October 3, 2007 at 6:16 pm #

    “Having double-checked the stove to make sure it was off, Bob and Barbara happily went to their wedding site, secure in the knowledge that nothing had been forgotten.”

  13. redsquid October 4, 2007 at 7:13 pm #

    Stood up by Bacchus, the goddess Hymen sought revenge in Las Vegas, choosing to strut her stuff near the Walmart super store.

  14. Gracie October 5, 2007 at 2:22 am #

    “Hey Mom! Guess what? I went to Hugh Hefner’s wedding and I caught the bride!”

  15. Gracie October 5, 2007 at 7:52 am #

    “Halfway through the wedding, Cynthia suddenly remembered what her shoes were supposed to match.”

  16. hh October 6, 2007 at 8:59 pm #

    Traci Lynn Jones

    nuff said.