Well, you guys did me proud. I hit you with this terrifying image:
And you gave me some good belly laughs to go with it.
In the end, though, only one of you may wear the laurel crown of victory in this grueling contest, and that winner is NonyMouse for this gem:
After a drunken promise to a jilted buddy that he’d only marry his best friend, Jerry had a seriously disturbing dream
Congratulations, NonyMouse, and thanks to everyone else who played!