Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

You guys know the rules. I post a pic, you respond your best captions, and next Saturday I declare a winner who receives the adulation of the masses. So come on folks, hit me with your best shot for this one:

Eight-Foot Bride

14 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Too late Ann realized that flats perhaps would have been a better choice.

  2. sterlingspider says:

    Too late Ann realized that flats perhaps would have been a better choice.

  3. sterlingspider says:

    In the dressing room Jessica suddenly understood why at the fittings they they kept saying she should bring the shoes she planned on wearing to the event, but her days in the circus provided her with a backup plan.

  4. Jennie says:

    If you help me find that short bastard that left me at the alter, I’ll help you find your car….

  5. Never teh Bride says:

    Hey, that looks like Harvard Square!*

    *Obviously not a caption

  6. LadySun says:

    When her fiance’ was talking about putting her on a pedestal, performance art isn’t what she had in mind…

  7. Bear says:

    Never teh Bride, I was just thinking, “That’s totally Harvard Square!”

  8. Carol Herman says:

    Nuptuals and a honeymoon at the same time! (The groom is under the dress.)

  9. David says:

    On the night before his wedding, Tom Cruise’s worries about his taller wife-to-be came to life in a horrific nightmare…

  10. Bridey says:

    I don’t know… it just seems so stilted, somehow.

  11. Sarah says:

    I also was like “Wait a second, is that Harvard? Why yes, it is!”

    Growing up in Boston has unexpected advantages.

  12. Nony Mouse says:

    Remember when all you had to worry about was a dancing baby?

  13. clPXFb0iQrWiHvPubhphx_rMN3Dg8gU2CGW5vWZKDhw. says:

    For Janet, a dress with a train meant finally having her hem reach her ankles.

  14. Phalene says:

    Oopsies, forgot to fill ot the name part. That was me who just posted