Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

November 25, 2007 in Sunday Caption Madness with 14 Comments

You guys know the rules. I post a pic, you respond your best captions, and next Saturday I declare a winner who receives the adulation of the masses. So come on folks, hit me with your best shot for this one:

Eight-Foot Bride

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14 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Anonymous November 25, 2007 at 3:39 pm #

    Too late Ann realized that flats perhaps would have been a better choice.

  2. sterlingspider November 25, 2007 at 3:40 pm #

    Too late Ann realized that flats perhaps would have been a better choice.

  3. sterlingspider November 25, 2007 at 3:45 pm #

    In the dressing room Jessica suddenly understood why at the fittings they they kept saying she should bring the shoes she planned on wearing to the event, but her days in the circus provided her with a backup plan.

  4. Jennie November 25, 2007 at 5:43 pm #

    If you help me find that short bastard that left me at the alter, I’ll help you find your car….

  5. Never teh Bride November 25, 2007 at 6:26 pm #

    Hey, that looks like Harvard Square!*

    *Obviously not a caption

  6. LadySun November 25, 2007 at 8:41 pm #

    When her fiance’ was talking about putting her on a pedestal, performance art isn’t what she had in mind…

  7. Bear November 25, 2007 at 11:13 pm #

    Never teh Bride, I was just thinking, “That’s totally Harvard Square!”

  8. Carol Herman November 25, 2007 at 11:54 pm #

    Nuptuals and a honeymoon at the same time! (The groom is under the dress.)

  9. David November 26, 2007 at 9:26 am #

    On the night before his wedding, Tom Cruise’s worries about his taller wife-to-be came to life in a horrific nightmare…

  10. Bridey November 26, 2007 at 9:32 pm #

    I don’t know… it just seems so stilted, somehow.

  11. Sarah November 27, 2007 at 7:14 am #

    I also was like “Wait a second, is that Harvard? Why yes, it is!”

    Growing up in Boston has unexpected advantages.

  12. Nony Mouse November 27, 2007 at 2:00 pm #

    Remember when all you had to worry about was a dancing baby?

  13. clPXFb0iQrWiHvPubhphx_rMN3Dg8gU2CGW5vWZKDhw. November 27, 2007 at 11:47 pm #

    For Janet, a dress with a train meant finally having her hem reach her ankles.

  14. Phalene November 27, 2007 at 11:48 pm #

    Oopsies, forgot to fill ot the name part. That was me who just posted