I wasn’t really sure what sort of tags to append to this post or what sort of words to put in it. Just look at this and tell me if anything even relatively sane comes to mind…
I don’t know about you, but my main TP concern is that IT’S THERE WHEN I NEED IT. If it’s on the roll as it should be, I don’t much care if it’s white, off white, printed with a damask pattern, pink, purple, blue, yellow, or monogrammed. At over four bucks a rolls, this has got to be one of the weirdest themey items I’ve ever come across.
Now, being that we’re already on the subject of TP–and how did that even happen? should I blame the malfunctioning stove leaking gas into my environs?–I remembered today that I never posted a pic of the 2007 Cheap Chic Weddings toilet paper gown contest winner. Oops…hope they’ll forgive me if I link to them now. Here she is, Hanah Kim, TP seamstress extraordinaire:
I am consistantly amazed at the gowns these gals create because I wouldn’t even know where to begin! I’ve got The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weddings on my reading list, but I believe that the book suggests crafting makeshift gowns from tablecloths, not TP.