Once again, you guys amaze me with your snark and creativity. Last week I hit you with this photo:

And you came up with nine really great captions for it.
Since this is a bridesmaid edition, I have decided the winner needs an entourage. And so the Junior Bridesmaid award goes to Emma for this lovely thought on wedding obsession:
“This was exactly the sort of wedding Katie had imagined when she started planning it in preschoolâ€
Congratulations, Emma.
The Bridesmaid award goes to Nony Mouse for this classic about a classic threat:
Jackie fiercely regretted the ‘your face is going to stick like that’ comment made during the invitation-stuffing “party†she had with her bridesmaids.
The Maid of Honor is Lynn for this special reminder to control freak brides everywhere:
At that moment the bride realized that making the bridesmaids get matching tounge rings may have been a step too far.
But the true laurels of bridehood can only go to one per ceremony, and this week, that happens to be Sarah for this one because it made me nearly choke on my tea with laughter:
He gave you a ring but he gave ME an orgasm, so NYAH.
Congratulations to the entire wedding party!