Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness
By TwistieHey, guys! It’s time for another round of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!
For those who are here for the first time, here’s how it works: I post a picture, you reply in comments with the best caption you can come up with, and next saturday, I declare a winner.
This week, I have to give a very special shout out to our own Never teh Bride for discovering and passing on this…very special photograph. Truly, I am glad I wasn’t trying to eat or drink anything when it arrived in my inbox, so you might want to put anything you’re eating or drinking down about now. No really.
And here it is:
Ready…set…snark!
January 27th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
How many times do I have to tell you people….The wet willie went out of style at the same time as the atomic wedgie!
January 27th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
The gay canididate for senator in Alabama whispered to his lover, “See Darling, I knew we could find a woman that would marry us!”
January 27th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Hey man, she’s drunk, now’s our chance to get it on like our boarding school days…or maybe that time in prison…
January 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
“You grab the left, I’ll grab the right, and we’ll pull them off at the same time.”
January 28th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Sorry… I can’t come up with a caption. I’m too mesmerized by her boobs.
January 28th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
“Psst…I slipped an ice cube down there.”
January 28th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Groom’s best man whispers to him “by the way, I wasn’t sure if you were telling the truth about the breast, so I felt them and they are fake!”
January 29th, 2008 at 8:31 am
It was then, at Jim Bob and Peggy Sue’s reception, after the unopened packs of coffee creamer and tea were loaded haphazardly onto the table, and the new, improved, and healthier whole wheat version of Wonderbread was distributed among the guests, (one slice a piece, “Ahm nawt madea monay ya know!” the bride’s father yelled in the background), that the best man, Ricky Ray, seeing the bride’s fifth glass of moonshine finally kick in, decided to come out of the closet. On second thought, maybe he should have waited until the cake-cutting…
January 29th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Shelly couldn’t help feeling like, “Nah Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo, I got you!”, when Billy’s best man told him the truth about “their” baby news.
January 29th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Looking back, Terry often thought that though she’d loved the way the dress showed off her cleavage and she’d never forget Sam misting up during the vows, the best thing at the wedding was when Sam finally figured out why she complained about her problematic ‘kissing cousin’ Steve.