Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!
By TwistieYes, folks, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. Oh, stop groaning. You know you love it.
Anyway, for those new to the game, I post a picture here on sunday. You all post your best, pithiest, and silliest captions. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all laud said winner with virtual laurel leaf crowns…or at least cheer a bit. So come on, everyone. Take a gander at this pic.
Okay. Ready…set…snark!
February 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
The bride was a little unclear on the meaning of “mermaid-style.”
February 24th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Unfortunately Jimmy and the boys had to throw this lovely catch back into the water.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
They look happy now, but Julie insisted she be carried like this for the duration of the ceremony and reception.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
When Ariel asked the seawitch for human feet, she neglected to mention that she would have liked human legs to go with them. At least Eric was rich enough to afford a four-man human-litter squad to transport his bride from the beach to the reception site (though if Hans Christian Anderson had anything to say about it, Ariel would have been the bridal bubble blower and not the bride, of course).
February 25th, 2008 at 1:28 am
The bride’s smile turned into a look of horror when her overzealous photographer shouted “Now throw her in boys!”
February 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
“Alright boys” cried Suzette, readying herself for a spectacular entrance into the church, “RAMMING SPEED!”
February 28th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Catch of the Day: Hot Tuna With Creamed Mullets!
February 28th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
The guys knew the bride and groom were fans of “Dancing with the Stars” but this was going too far…