Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! The Historical Edition

By: P.q.

P.q. — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:19:41 +0000

As the child gazed at her Amelia began to suspect she looked foolish.

By: trish

trish — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:26:19 +0000

The child wondered how the woman had mastered standing oh-so-straight with only one leg, and then realized that the hefty flowers and veil actually helped her to keep her balance as a one-legged bride.

By: Jennie

Jennie — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:37:12 +0000

How traditions start: “Auntie Celia, Why are the bridesmaid dresses so awful?” asked Lil’ Emily.
“My dear, so I look ever so much lovelier. Besides, it pays my sisters back for years of bother.”
“Smashing idea, Auntie! I will remember for my wedding!”

By: Dianasaur

Dianasaur — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:57:25 +0000

Thelma was so honored to have the Amazonian Pygmy Queen she met on her first safari as her Maid of Honor. Her sisters were not amused.

By: Emma

Emma — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:42:18 +0000

“How scandalous!” Mrs. van Eyck exclaimed upon seeing her niece Effie’s wedding daguerreotypes. “No respectable woman would ever dare show her kneecaps!” And then she promptly wrote Effie out of her will.