Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You know the drill. I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner. So take your best shots at this:

Funky Bridal Expression


11 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Sarah says:

    “Oh Becky, you are so thoughtful and cost conscious! For only $10.99 these tablecloth dresses are smart AND re-usable!”

  2. gemdiva says:

    “Yup, that was me, but champagne always gives me gas and we are outdoors.”

  3. Emma says:

    “The bridesmaids, while amused by Chloe’s fascination with the cloud that looked like a ‘pretty pretty pony,’ were beginning to think that giving her that much valium before the wedding was a bad idea…”

  4. Laura says:

    Thinks to herself: “I’ve really gotta pee!!”

  5. Dianasaur says:

    Brenda was seriously regretting her decision to have massage the night before her wedding. But her bridesmaids assured her no one would even notice her neck was stuck in the position. Fortunately, the angle of her head prevented her from seeing they were laughing at her.

  6. Leah says:

    They all prepared, mentally, for Gertie’s inevitable burst into song.

  7. Jennie says:

    **Snort** Gemdiva! I cannot compete, I am not worthy!!!

  8. Nony Mouse says:

    Jenny tries to come up with a “good” explanation when her novelty underwear malfunctioned in the middle of the photo shoot right next to the flower girl.

  9. Jennie says:

    @Nony Mouse, Ahhhhhhh! Ohhhhh! Yessssss!

  10. P.q. says:

    Mrs. Titherington had kind of hoped that Delia would hide her peculiarities until AFTER the wedding

  11. Bernie says:

    Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
    How does her garden grow?
    With wedding bells, and oyster shells,
    And pink bridesmaids, all in a row.