Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness
Yes, once again it’s time to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You guys know the drill: I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner. And here’s the image.
Ready…set…snark!
Jane began to wish she hadn’t signed up for Bridal Boot Camp.
After losing an earring in the bathroom, Molly tried to cover it up with the train from her dress, hoping nobody would notice.
While photographs such as the one above were widely disseminated at the time, many historians continue to cast doubt on the exact events of the “Kleinfeld Death March”
“Come on, Shannon!” Said Her sister, Beth. “Maybe we can make it to the church before your ex boyfriend sees you.”
Dammit! Where IS my handkerchief?!
“Pssst, Hazel. That tall guy over there is totally checking you out.”
The Wedding Day is not an appropriate time to begin the Master Cleanse.
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your flowers in, and shake your train about, you do the Bridal Pokey …
‘I wish Jack hadn’t hired all this extra security; if he really didn’t want his Uncle Marty and Aunt Minnie to come to the wedding, why not just tell them?’
Gwen’s pre wedding nightmare convinced her that she was not ready for this! WTF did it mean when her processional march down the aisle included her groom Jack’s losing baseball team, a gown that weighed more than his damned “classic sports car” and his ex girl friend was the bride’s maid….