Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

By: Jennie

Jennie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:12:23 +0000

Gwen’s pre wedding nightmare convinced her that she was not ready for this! WTF did it mean when her processional march down the aisle included her groom Jack’s losing baseball team, a gown that weighed more than his damned “classic sports car” and his ex girl friend was the bride’s maid….

By: rosiecakes

rosiecakes — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:12:53 +0000

‘I wish Jack hadn’t hired all this extra security; if he really didn’t want his Uncle Marty and Aunt Minnie to come to the wedding, why not just tell them?’

By: La BellaDonna

La BellaDonna — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:36:11 +0000

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your flowers in, and shake your train about, you do the Bridal Pokey …

By: molly

molly — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:12:51 +0000

The Wedding Day is not an appropriate time to begin the Master Cleanse.

By: gemdiva

gemdiva — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:02:47 +0000

“Pssst, Hazel. That tall guy over there is totally checking you out.”

By: Anne

Anne — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:01:41 +0000

Dammit! Where IS my handkerchief?!

By: P.q.

P.q. — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:00:57 +0000

“Come on, Shannon!” Said Her sister, Beth. “Maybe we can make it to the church before your ex boyfriend sees you.”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:16:49 +0000

While photographs such as the one above were widely disseminated at the time, many historians continue to cast doubt on the exact events of the “Kleinfeld Death March”

By: Laura

Laura — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:35:08 +0000

After losing an earring in the bathroom, Molly tried to cover it up with the train from her dress, hoping nobody would notice.

By: crinklish

crinklish — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:58:00 +0000

Jane began to wish she hadn’t signed up for Bridal Boot Camp.