Sometimes it’s fun to head on over to YouTube and see what pops up when words like ‘wedding’ and ‘bride’ are typed into their search engine. And sometimes what pops up is…I think disturbing is the word I’m reaching for here. But don’t just take my word for it. Take a look at what I found the other day:
I have to admit, there are a couple small touches I kind of like. The bride’s tiny, off-kilter tiara really does appeal to me for some reason, and there’s no denying how happy the couple look. Alas! Those disembodied Hello Kitty heads festooned about like some surreal trophy room have haunted my nightmares since I found this video. Look at them! They’re even in the boutonnieres! Were they felled with tiny popguns? Or do they grow that way, waiting to be harvested to lie on some poor schlub’s lapel? Either way, the subject has left me in need of a bit of a lie down and a well-fortified cup of tea.