Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works: I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner to the joy and adulation of all. This image was sent to me by our own NtB and has haunted my dreams for the last several weeks. I think it’s time to share the nightmare with all of you.
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!
The now-famous Episcopal Bishop of New Hampshire, who has stated his desire to be a “June bride,” finally gets his wish.
jealous?
Brian had always wanted to be a Pretty Pretty Princess, so when his wedding day rolled around he knew just what to wear to make his dream a reality.
If you think I’m pretty, you should see my bridesmaids.
…and so Larry never bet on the cock fights again.
or
If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…
or
Then Stan decided that investing in a dress form for his seamstress wife wasn’t such a bad idea afterall
Jack always wanted to be a bride that was one with nature. So he decided to attach leaves and flowers all over himself and wedding dress.
And now Steven understood why the Priest always asked for objections BEFORE lifting the veil…
So, what’s a nice, clean, enjoyable web page to read while eating my lunch? I fear I may have to cross Manolo for the Brides off that list ;~)
Does the veil make my thighs look fat?
… honey, we’re not lookin’ at the veil…