Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness
By TwistieYes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works: I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner to the joy and adulation of all. This image was sent to me by our own NtB and has haunted my dreams for the last several weeks. I think it’s time to share the nightmare with all of you.
Ready…set…snark!
June 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!
June 1st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
The now-famous Episcopal Bishop of New Hampshire, who has stated his desire to be a “June bride,” finally gets his wish.
June 1st, 2008 at 4:15 pm
jealous?
June 1st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Brian had always wanted to be a Pretty Pretty Princess, so when his wedding day rolled around he knew just what to wear to make his dream a reality.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:46 pm
If you think I’m pretty, you should see my bridesmaids.
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
…and so Larry never bet on the cock fights again.
or
If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…
or
Then Stan decided that investing in a dress form for his seamstress wife wasn’t such a bad idea afterall
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Jack always wanted to be a bride that was one with nature. So he decided to attach leaves and flowers all over himself and wedding dress.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:32 am
And now Steven understood why the Priest always asked for objections BEFORE lifting the veil…
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
So, what’s a nice, clean, enjoyable web page to read while eating my lunch? I fear I may have to cross Manolo for the Brides off that list ;~)
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Does the veil make my thighs look fat?
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
… honey, we’re not lookin’ at the veil…