Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

June 1, 2008 in Sunday Caption Madness with 11 Comments

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works: I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner to the joy and adulation of all. This image was sent to me by our own NtB and has haunted my dreams for the last several weeks. I think it’s time to share the nightmare with all of you.

Ready…set…snark!

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11 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Jennie June 1, 2008 at 10:11 am #

    I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!

  2. Annalucia June 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm #

    The now-famous Episcopal Bishop of New Hampshire, who has stated his desire to be a “June bride,” finally gets his wish.

  3. Donna June 1, 2008 at 4:15 pm #

    jealous?

  4. C* June 1, 2008 at 5:10 pm #

    Brian had always wanted to be a Pretty Pretty Princess, so when his wedding day rolled around he knew just what to wear to make his dream a reality.

  5. gemdiva June 1, 2008 at 6:46 pm #

    If you think I’m pretty, you should see my bridesmaids.

  6. Lynn June 2, 2008 at 10:39 am #

    …and so Larry never bet on the cock fights again.
    or
    If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…
    or
    Then Stan decided that investing in a dress form for his seamstress wife wasn’t such a bad idea afterall

  7. Alethia June 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm #

    Jack always wanted to be a bride that was one with nature. So he decided to attach leaves and flowers all over himself and wedding dress.

  8. De June 3, 2008 at 8:32 am #

    And now Steven understood why the Priest always asked for objections BEFORE lifting the veil…

  9. Victor June 3, 2008 at 12:16 pm #

    So, what’s a nice, clean, enjoyable web page to read while eating my lunch? I fear I may have to cross Manolo for the Brides off that list ;~)

  10. Leah June 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm #

    Does the veil make my thighs look fat?

  11. Leah June 3, 2008 at 1:53 pm #

    … honey, we’re not lookin’ at the veil…