Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works: I post a picture, you reply with your best captions, and next saturday I declare a winner to the joy and adulation of all. This image was sent to me by our own NtB and has haunted my dreams for the last several weeks. I think it’s time to share the nightmare with all of you.

Ready…set…snark!

11 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness”

  1. Jennie says:

    I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!

  2. Annalucia says:

    The now-famous Episcopal Bishop of New Hampshire, who has stated his desire to be a “June bride,” finally gets his wish.

  3. C* says:

    Brian had always wanted to be a Pretty Pretty Princess, so when his wedding day rolled around he knew just what to wear to make his dream a reality.

  4. gemdiva says:

    If you think I’m pretty, you should see my bridesmaids.

  5. Lynn says:

    …and so Larry never bet on the cock fights again.
    or
    If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…
    or
    Then Stan decided that investing in a dress form for his seamstress wife wasn’t such a bad idea afterall

  6. Alethia says:

    Jack always wanted to be a bride that was one with nature. So he decided to attach leaves and flowers all over himself and wedding dress.

  7. De says:

    And now Steven understood why the Priest always asked for objections BEFORE lifting the veil…

  8. Victor says:

    So, what’s a nice, clean, enjoyable web page to read while eating my lunch? I fear I may have to cross Manolo for the Brides off that list ;~)

  9. Leah says:

    Does the veil make my thighs look fat?

  10. Leah says:

    … honey, we’re not lookin’ at the veil…