Advice from Achewood

Recently, one of my favorite online comics has included wedding planning in one of its many story arcs, and I thought I’d share some of the nuptial nuttiness with you. Here is some schooling on how to have a wedding, the Achewood way:

any cake is a wedding cake if you call it that”

Oh how genius to have the invitation and the program all in one man I TOTALLY saved cash. I am the graphic designer of the AGE.”

Men in neckties do not wish to be hugged. Men in turtlenecks expect hugs at each encounter, no matter how trivial. Men in fezzes are unpredictable, and may be at your wedding for reasons that are unclear to you.”

5 Responses to “Advice from Achewood”

  1. Twistie June 2, 2008 at 6:08 pm #

    I would totally want a subscription to Roast Beef Weddings.

    it’s good to know how to handle the situation when greeting a man in a fez.

  2. Melissa B. June 3, 2008 at 10:48 am #

    “Any cake is a wedding cake if you call it that” just became my new wedding motto.

  3. Abby June 3, 2008 at 3:45 pm #

    Achewood is awesome, and I feel like I just went through the five stages of wedding drama in that one strip. Where was Roast Beef Weddings when I got married?

  4. Never teh Bride June 3, 2008 at 9:04 pm #

    I’m sad, Twistie, that no men in fezzes showed up at my wedding…

  5. Twistie June 3, 2008 at 9:29 pm #

    Darn. And Mr. Twistie looks so interesting in his. He would have worn it and been mysterious for you, had we but known of your lack of fez-wearing men. Woez!