Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Incredibly Surreal Edition

You all know how this works by now. I find a picture that amuses me in some way…often a slightly horrified way, but that’s a way, too. Anyway, I post it, you comment with your best captions, and next week I declare a winner.

This time I found a doozy of an image I just had to share with all of you. Aren’t you lucky? Take a look at this one:

Ready…set…snark!

10 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Incredibly Surreal Edition”

  1. Cindy says:

    Not partaking in the snark fest, but contributing a (hopefully) amusing anecdote:

    This is exactly the picture used by friends of mine for their premiere cards to the play THE PROPOSAL by Anton Chekhov – barely a month ago.

    Amazing, eh?

  2. gemdiva says:

    Wearing a gown cleverly crafted from the lining of her coffin, the recently risen vampire bride claimed her first victim, closely observed by a gallery of sycophantic Renfields.

  3. anya says:

    Strategically stragleing her soon-to-be husbend in an undisclosed location after indulgeing in too much Botox and he is booze, Martha Brown has found the perfect place to bury her fiance with help from her little ‘friends’.

  4. blablover5 says:

    Damnit, even if the groom didn’t show up she was gonna marry one of these guys no matter how much they wiggled out of their own clothes.

  5. Nataly says:

    Only russians… 😉

  6. joani says:

    Blissfully unaware of the approaching half-naked zombie guests, Dory and Luke were soon turned, and later known as the fearsome Zombie Groom and his terrifying Zombie Bride.

  7. jstar says:

    Ellen had no regrets about her ‘Beauty and the Beast’ theme wedding, even if the groom claimed a liter of vodka was required to ‘let out the beast within’. This was her day, damn it!

  8. Jennie says:

    Being the only surviving girl on the island, Bella came up with “Strip & Take A Shot Poker” The last man standing and clad would be her man. She made her dress from the portieres in her cabin and the control harness from the ship’s flag…Good times!

  9. AmazonPrincess says:

    In Mother Russia, Bride proposes YOU!

  10. Nony Mouse says:

    Sadly, the remake of the November Rain video suffered from poor casting and questionable choreography.