Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Incredibly Surreal Edition: The Result

Once again, you guys have truly rocked my socks.

Last week I hit you with this bizarre image:

And you scraped your collective chins up off the floor long enough to give me nine great captions for it! You didn’t make it easy for me, but since in the end there can be only one winner, I girded my loins and made a decision. The laurel goes to the fabulous Gemdiva for this, well, gem of a caption that happens to appeal strongly to my personal fondness for tales of the undead:

Wearing a gown cleverly crafted from the lining of her coffin, the recently risen vampire bride claimed her first victim, closely observed by a gallery of sycophantic Renfields.

Congratulations, Gemdiva! And thanks to everyone who played!

2 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Incredibly Surreal Edition: The Result”

  1. Dianasaur says:

    Where did you find that picture? He looks like someone I went to High School with! 🙂

  2. Twistie says:

    I did a google image search for images silly wedding pictures and that came up rather quickly. I’m afraid I didn’t take note of the source.