You all know the rules. I post a pic. You come up with your best captions and post them as replies. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all have a good laugh.
And so, without further ado, here’s the image:
Ready…set…snark!
You all know the rules. I post a pic. You come up with your best captions and post them as replies. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all have a good laugh.
And so, without further ado, here’s the image:
Ready…set…snark!
Giddy with relief that she had pulled off her plot to marry her employed, financially stable, much-younger boyfriend and that her money worries were now over, Rose realized with horror that she had forgotten her cardinal rule: shower first, THEN dress.
Little did she know that it wouldn’t be her bad credit rating and BO that would eventually drive him away (because of course he would find out), leaving her a bitter, unemployed divorcee at the age of 56, but her laziness, poor housekeeping and taking him for granted — things she could have changed had she just listened to Dr Laura.
Tammy wasn’t enjoying her surprise bridal shower as much as she thought she would.
Gemdiva, you win.
The union was declared sound and a fertility blessing was bestowed unto Genevieve. Gathered in the town square, the young bride was bathed in the forceful spoo of the village giant.
The World Wet-T-Shirt Contest Finals would never be the same after sponsorship changed hands from Hanes to Hjelm.
Zut alors! The perfect wedding for the Crocs!
gendiva already put it rather succinctly, but my take was:
“When I heard about the bridal shower, this is NOT what I had in MIND!”
Alternately,
Uncle Vinnie’s comment that the bride looked “smokin'” in her dress resulted in an unfortunate response from the fire brigade.
More proof and brides, booze, and fire do not mix.
“I must be pure like a virgin on my wedding day–wash thy sins away!”
I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair. lol