Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: the Aquatic Edition

July 20, 2008 in Sunday Caption Madness with 10 Comments

You all know the rules. I post a pic. You come up with your best captions and post them as replies. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all have a good laugh.

And so, without further ado, here’s the image:

Ready…set…snark!

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10 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: the Aquatic Edition”

  1. class-factotum July 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm #

    Giddy with relief that she had pulled off her plot to marry her employed, financially stable, much-younger boyfriend and that her money worries were now over, Rose realized with horror that she had forgotten her cardinal rule: shower first, THEN dress.

    Little did she know that it wouldn’t be her bad credit rating and BO that would eventually drive him away (because of course he would find out), leaving her a bitter, unemployed divorcee at the age of 56, but her laziness, poor housekeeping and taking him for granted — things she could have changed had she just listened to Dr Laura.

  2. gemdiva July 20, 2008 at 1:58 pm #

    Tammy wasn’t enjoying her surprise bridal shower as much as she thought she would.

  3. class-factotum July 20, 2008 at 2:48 pm #

    Gemdiva, you win.

  4. Sarah July 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm #

    The union was declared sound and a fertility blessing was bestowed unto Genevieve. Gathered in the town square, the young bride was bathed in the forceful spoo of the village giant.

  5. (bride.) July 20, 2008 at 6:13 pm #

    The World Wet-T-Shirt Contest Finals would never be the same after sponsorship changed hands from Hanes to Hjelm.

  6. Tracy July 20, 2008 at 7:32 pm #

    Zut alors! The perfect wedding for the Crocs!

  7. LadySun July 20, 2008 at 8:35 pm #

    gendiva already put it rather succinctly, but my take was:

    “When I heard about the bridal shower, this is NOT what I had in MIND!”

    Alternately,

    Uncle Vinnie’s comment that the bride looked “smokin’” in her dress resulted in an unfortunate response from the fire brigade.

  8. blablover5 July 21, 2008 at 10:02 am #

    More proof and brides, booze, and fire do not mix.

  9. Corinna J. Hoffman July 23, 2008 at 1:50 am #

    “I must be pure like a virgin on my wedding day–wash thy sins away!”

  10. Erin June 2, 2010 at 1:00 am #

    I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair. lol