Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: the Aquatic Edition

By: Erin

Erin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 05:00:05 +0000

I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair. lol

By: Corinna J. Hoffman

Corinna J. Hoffman — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:50:30 +0000

“I must be pure like a virgin on my wedding day–wash thy sins away!”

By: blablover5

blablover5 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:02:28 +0000

More proof and brides, booze, and fire do not mix.

By: LadySun

LadySun — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:35:04 +0000

gendiva already put it rather succinctly, but my take was:

“When I heard about the bridal shower, this is NOT what I had in MIND!”

Alternately,

Uncle Vinnie’s comment that the bride looked “smokin’” in her dress resulted in an unfortunate response from the fire brigade.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:32:23 +0000

Zut alors! The perfect wedding for the Crocs!

By: (bride.)

(bride.) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:13:28 +0000

The World Wet-T-Shirt Contest Finals would never be the same after sponsorship changed hands from Hanes to Hjelm.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:46:50 +0000

The union was declared sound and a fertility blessing was bestowed unto Genevieve. Gathered in the town square, the young bride was bathed in the forceful spoo of the village giant.

By: class-factotum

class-factotum — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:48:55 +0000

Gemdiva, you win.

By: gemdiva

gemdiva — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:58:29 +0000

Tammy wasn’t enjoying her surprise bridal shower as much as she thought she would.

By: class-factotum

class-factotum — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:51:05 +0000

Giddy with relief that she had pulled off her plot to marry her employed, financially stable, much-younger boyfriend and that her money worries were now over, Rose realized with horror that she had forgotten her cardinal rule: shower first, THEN dress.

Little did she know that it wouldn’t be her bad credit rating and BO that would eventually drive him away (because of course he would find out), leaving her a bitter, unemployed divorcee at the age of 56, but her laziness, poor housekeeping and taking him for granted — things she could have changed had she just listened to Dr Laura.