Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: the Aquatic Edition http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/ Manolo Loves the Brides! Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:49:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Corinna J. Hoffman http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-192663 Corinna J. Hoffman Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:50:30 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-192663 "I must be pure like a virgin on my wedding day--wash thy sins away!" “I must be pure like a virgin on my wedding day–wash thy sins away!”

]]> By: blablover5 http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-192026 blablover5 Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:02:28 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-192026 More proof and brides, booze, and fire do not mix. More proof and brides, booze, and fire do not mix.

]]> By: LadySun http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-191812 LadySun Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:35:04 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-191812 gendiva already put it rather succinctly, but my take was: "When I heard about the bridal shower, this is NOT what I had in MIND!" Alternately, Uncle Vinnie's comment that the bride looked "smokin'" in her dress resulted in an unfortunate response from the fire brigade. gendiva already put it rather succinctly, but my take was:

“When I heard about the bridal shower, this is NOT what I had in MIND!”

Alternately,

Uncle Vinnie’s comment that the bride looked “smokin’” in her dress resulted in an unfortunate response from the fire brigade.

]]> By: Tracy http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-191799 Tracy Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:32:23 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-191799 Zut alors! The perfect wedding for the Crocs! Zut alors! The perfect wedding for the Crocs!

]]> By: (bride.) http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-191771 (bride.) Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:13:28 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-191771 The World Wet-T-Shirt Contest Finals would never be the same after sponsorship changed hands from Hanes to Hjelm. The World Wet-T-Shirt Contest Finals would never be the same after sponsorship changed hands from Hanes to Hjelm.

]]> By: Sarah http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-191715 Sarah Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:46:50 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-191715 The union was declared sound and a fertility blessing was bestowed unto Genevieve. Gathered in the town square, the young bride was bathed in the forceful spoo of the village giant. The union was declared sound and a fertility blessing was bestowed unto Genevieve. Gathered in the town square, the young bride was bathed in the forceful spoo of the village giant.

]]> By: class-factotum http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-191689 class-factotum Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:48:55 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-191689 Gemdiva, you win. Gemdiva, you win.

]]> By: gemdiva http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-191663 gemdiva Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:58:29 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-191663 Tammy wasn't enjoying her surprise bridal shower as much as she thought she would. Tammy wasn’t enjoying her surprise bridal shower as much as she thought she would.

]]> By: class-factotum http://manolobrides.com/2008/07/20/twisties-sunday-caption-madness-the-aquatic-edition/#comment-191615 class-factotum Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:51:05 +0000 http://manolobrides.com/?p=1665#comment-191615 Giddy with relief that she had pulled off her plot to marry her employed, financially stable, much-younger boyfriend and that her money worries were now over, Rose realized with horror that she had forgotten her cardinal rule: shower first, THEN dress. Little did she know that it wouldn't be her bad credit rating and BO that would eventually drive him away (because of course he would find out), leaving her a bitter, unemployed divorcee at the age of 56, but her laziness, poor housekeeping and taking him for granted -- things she could have changed had she just listened to Dr Laura. Giddy with relief that she had pulled off her plot to marry her employed, financially stable, much-younger boyfriend and that her money worries were now over, Rose realized with horror that she had forgotten her cardinal rule: shower first, THEN dress.

Little did she know that it wouldn’t be her bad credit rating and BO that would eventually drive him away (because of course he would find out), leaving her a bitter, unemployed divorcee at the age of 56, but her laziness, poor housekeeping and taking him for granted — things she could have changed had she just listened to Dr Laura.

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