Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture, you leave your best captions in the comments section, and next saturday I declare a winner. Along the way, we all have a good laugh.
And so, without further ado, I present this priceless pic for your sarcastic pleasure:
Ready…set…snark!
As of the time of this broadcast these women are awaiting trial. Defendants are considered to be innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Phyllis was known for being an avid outdoorswoman, but when she married, nobody predicted her creative use of survival blankets.
The iodine-tablet confetti, however, wasn’t as impressive.
At least I got to be an almond Hershey’s Kiss!
This is what happened when Dad managed the girls’ career. Each of the Lennon sisters decided at this moment to leave the family group for anything with more dignity.
Pheobe had promised her girls that their dresses would look like a million bucks. Unfortunately, Pheobe had recently seen a Star Wars memorabilia auction.
When Suzanne sent the email about the “lame” dresses she had for her bridesmaids, she didn’t realize just how right she was to leave off the accent.
Since all the groomsmen had insisted on dressing as R2-D2, the bridesmades were stuck finding out just how the bride would interpret C3PO for them.
Four bridesmaids saved the after-party when the TV reception went out, just by standing together in their foil dresses.
The girls all agreed that Mindy had taken her “Hollywood Glamor” theme too far when they realized she dressed them up like Oscar statuettes.
Extra champagne for the touch-up artist: $25
Bribe for the photographer: $50 each
Not having to show your face in the photos: priceless.
Happily sewing away her bridesmaids’ dresses, Mindy thought to herself just how handy that “101 Ideas with Candy-Wrappers” Course she took had come in.
Tori was so thrilled she was able to schedule her wedding early enough that the other Solid Gold Dancers could make it to the show on time afterwards. Unfortunately, their agents refused to allow their likeness to be photographed unless she paid them.
The bride looked lovely dressed as Princess Vespa from the movie “Spaceballs,” but her bridesmaids’ tribute to Dot Matrix was not a popular choice.