Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bridesmaid Edition

September 28, 2008 in Sunday Caption Madness with 13 Comments

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture, you leave your best captions in the comments section, and next saturday I declare a winner. Along the way, we all have a good laugh.

And so, without further ado, I present this priceless pic for your sarcastic pleasure:
Ready…set…snark!

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13 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Bridesmaid Edition”

  1. sterlingspider September 28, 2008 at 12:37 pm #

    As of the time of this broadcast these women are awaiting trial. Defendants are considered to be innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

  2. La Petite Acadienne September 28, 2008 at 2:29 pm #

    Phyllis was known for being an avid outdoorswoman, but when she married, nobody predicted her creative use of survival blankets.

    The iodine-tablet confetti, however, wasn’t as impressive.

  3. Alaina September 28, 2008 at 8:39 pm #

    At least I got to be an almond Hershey’s Kiss!

  4. Jennie September 28, 2008 at 10:51 pm #

    This is what happened when Dad managed the girls’ career. Each of the Lennon sisters decided at this moment to leave the family group for anything with more dignity.

  5. Nony Mouse September 29, 2008 at 1:34 am #

    Pheobe had promised her girls that their dresses would look like a million bucks. Unfortunately, Pheobe had recently seen a Star Wars memorabilia auction.

  6. De September 29, 2008 at 8:16 am #

    When Suzanne sent the email about the “lame” dresses she had for her bridesmaids, she didn’t realize just how right she was to leave off the accent.

  7. HurricaneDeck September 29, 2008 at 9:05 am #

    Since all the groomsmen had insisted on dressing as R2-D2, the bridesmades were stuck finding out just how the bride would interpret C3PO for them.

  8. Natasha September 29, 2008 at 10:21 am #

    Four bridesmaids saved the after-party when the TV reception went out, just by standing together in their foil dresses.

  9. AmazonPrincess September 29, 2008 at 11:54 am #

    The girls all agreed that Mindy had taken her “Hollywood Glamor” theme too far when they realized she dressed them up like Oscar statuettes.

  10. Bernie September 29, 2008 at 9:59 pm #

    Extra champagne for the touch-up artist: $25
    Bribe for the photographer: $50 each
    Not having to show your face in the photos: priceless.

  11. Lee September 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm #

    Happily sewing away her bridesmaids’ dresses, Mindy thought to herself just how handy that “101 Ideas with Candy-Wrappers” Course she took had come in.

  12. Dianasaur September 30, 2008 at 1:43 pm #

    Tori was so thrilled she was able to schedule her wedding early enough that the other Solid Gold Dancers could make it to the show on time afterwards. Unfortunately, their agents refused to allow their likeness to be photographed unless she paid them.

  13. jadewombat October 2, 2008 at 9:59 pm #

    The bride looked lovely dressed as Princess Vespa from the movie “Spaceballs,” but her bridesmaids’ tribute to Dot Matrix was not a popular choice.