Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Artistic Edition

Yes, it’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know the rules. I post a picture, you send in your best captions via the comments, and next saturday I declare a winner. The image this time is brought to you thanks to our own Never teh Bride. I have no clue where or how she found this…unique image, but she sent it on to me and now I inflict it on all of you:

Have you recovered yet? Okay. On your mark…get set…snark!

4 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Artistic Edition”

  1. jennred782 says:

    This is what happens when the mother of the bride is an artist and the father of the groom is a butcher. Mona Lisa ala Lunch Meat.

  2. Roya says:

    Not a caption but a comment. The only thing tackier than the picture are the ultra sleazy sheer cutouts on that wedding dress.

  3. AmazonPrincess says:

    When the guests were told that the buffet was a piece of art, this is not quite what they expected.

  4. Sarah says:

    You have to eat the nipples or else they just follow you around the room.