Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: the Retro Edition: the Results

Once again, you guys rule. Last week I hit you with this image: and you came back with some very amusing captions.

To those of you concerned about being snarky, the fact is I think this wedding looks like a hell of a lot of fun, too. I just also tend to find humor in even things I find charming in and of themselves.

So, with no more ado, let us declare a winner. This time is is the superfantastic Jennie for this truly disturbing take on the matter:

Carol wondered “What was I thinking!!!” as she lifted hoop and ran for her life. Instead of The Wedding March, her ex-husband to be had the band play the theme song for The Benny Hill Show.

Congratulations, Jennie! And thanks to all who played.