Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Many Brides Edition

Welcome to the first round of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness for 2009!

You all know the drill. I post a photograph, you give me your best captions via the comments section, and next week I declare a winner. It’s that simple.

And so, here’s the first image of the year:

Ready…set…snark!

9 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Many Brides Edition”

  1. blablover5 says:

    The first guy they see in a tux is a dead man.

  2. Jennie says:

    The time, May 6, 2012 6:00 AM PST. The place, George Clooney’s estate.
    George woke up on his 50th birthday and realized he had used the line “If neither of us is married by the time I hit 50, I promise to marry you” a few too many times.

  3. Carol Herman says:

    To stand out in this crowd, don’t wear white

  4. Carol Herman says:

    If the weddings don’t work out; make parachutes

  5. Kimberly Gonzalez says:

    Dude where’s my groom?

  6. KTB says:

    If this is the bride side of the Bride Wars, what does the groom side look like?

  7. Melissa B. says:

    When he arrived at the park, Danny quickly came to the horrifying realization that he had hit “reply to all” on that last e-mail.

  8. perletwo says:

    The Bridal Precision Drill Team had a ways to go before they were ready to march in the Rose Bowl Parade.

  9. In an effort to thwart the evil Emperor of the Republic, Amidala and her handmaidens stormed a bridal convention and threw on some floor samples. The storm troopers didn’t have a clue.