Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Many Brides Edition

January 4, 2009 in Sunday Caption Madness with 9 Comments

Welcome to the first round of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness for 2009!

You all know the drill. I post a photograph, you give me your best captions via the comments section, and next week I declare a winner. It’s that simple.

And so, here’s the first image of the year:

Ready…set…snark!

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9 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Many Brides Edition”

  1. blablover5 January 4, 2009 at 10:35 am #

    The first guy they see in a tux is a dead man.

  2. Jennie January 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm #

    The time, May 6, 2012 6:00 AM PST. The place, George Clooney’s estate.
    George woke up on his 50th birthday and realized he had used the line “If neither of us is married by the time I hit 50, I promise to marry you” a few too many times.

  3. Carol Herman January 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm #

    To stand out in this crowd, don’t wear white

  4. Carol Herman January 4, 2009 at 3:52 pm #

    If the weddings don’t work out; make parachutes

  5. Kimberly Gonzalez January 4, 2009 at 10:58 pm #

    Dude where’s my groom?

  6. KTB January 5, 2009 at 1:11 pm #

    If this is the bride side of the Bride Wars, what does the groom side look like?

  7. Melissa B. January 5, 2009 at 2:41 pm #

    When he arrived at the park, Danny quickly came to the horrifying realization that he had hit “reply to all” on that last e-mail.

  8. perletwo January 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm #

    The Bridal Precision Drill Team had a ways to go before they were ready to march in the Rose Bowl Parade.

  9. Parsing Nonsense January 6, 2009 at 6:40 pm #

    In an effort to thwart the evil Emperor of the Republic, Amidala and her handmaidens stormed a bridal convention and threw on some floor samples. The storm troopers didn’t have a clue.