Comments on: I’m Thinking About Weddings! Women Always Are!

By: class-factotum

class-factotum — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:19:40 +0000

NTB, that’s why I get so annoyed when these starlets say brightly that they work out four! times a week! And rilly, rilly watch what they eat!

I work out more than 4x/week, but I don’t look anything like them. OK, I eat, but even when I am not eating, I do not look like them. A huge huge chunk of it is luck of the genetic draw. No matter what I do (short of surgery), I will never have boobs, a tiny waist, and a hiney that isn’t saggy.

By: Never teh Bride

Never teh Bride — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:38:24 +0000

I think I’d take my arms over Angelina’s arms, class-factotum. Hers are all stringy looking when she’s carrying anything. I wouldn’t mind being shaped like the rest of her, however. Not that it would ever happen, no matter how many personal trainers and professional shamers were hovering over me.

By: class-factotum

class-factotum — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:01:26 +0000

Not only are the bulging brides not bulging, but all it takes to solve their problem is to cut out the peanut-butter cheese cracker snack at 3:00 and four workouts a week.

Please. If it were that simple to become un-bulged, I’d look like Angelina.

Well, not really, but I’d have her skinny toothpick arms.

By: Diana

Diana — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:29:10 +0000

That’s really funny. I never watch any of those shows because they just make me wan to judge people, or get really angry at how stupid they’re being.

By: Dee

Dee — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:43:07 +0000

I think you are thinking like sukrat.

By: Twistie

Twistie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:17:20 +0000

Trust me, Melissa B., you don’t want to sit through Bulging Brides. Everyone is dead serious about how ‘fat’ these women are when the problem is that the gowns are too damn small.

You could have fit at least two of the women on that show into me when I got married, and I can tell you right here and now that I looked HAWT!

By: Melissa B.

Melissa B. — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:47:49 +0000

OK, now I kind of want to see that episode of “Bulging Brides,” mostly because I find the idea that this particular woman is “bulging” completely hilarious and I want to see if everyone involved actually keeps a straight face during the “Aisle of Shame” segment. I also want to see if the bride pops that smug trainer one right on the nose.

I hadn’t heard of Sarah Harkins before her clip started popping up on wedding blogs, but count me as a fan!

By: Never teh Bride

Never teh Bride — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:43:51 +0000

casablancabride: The wedding about solemnizing a marriage? As if! (At least to most of the brides who appear on those shows.) As for the supposedly “bulging brides,” I, like Sarah Haskins, look very much like the scary image of the future. I have more bulges in one butt cheek than some of the brides on that show.

Twistie: Isn’t she just the best?

blablover5: I did, I did! And it’s true — he looks exactly like he looked in the Sweating to the Oldies III video I had in high school. It’s a little creepy, actually.

mini_pixie: On the topic of underpants, can I just say ME, TOO? I think I’ve watched just about every Target: Women so I could hear that.

By: mini_pixie

mini_pixie — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:14:14 +0000

I also <3 Sarah Haskins, she’s so right on. The funniest part was when she called it an “aisle of shame” – Oh, wait, that’s what they REALLY CALLED IT ON THE SHOW. Ridiculous.

Can I just say my favorite part of the intro is when the lady says “Underpants”? Slays me every time.

By: blablover5

blablover5 — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:24:02 +0000

Have you seen her new diet one? I put it up on my blog. Too funny. And it’s scary how Richard SImmons hasn’t aged at all.