Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Flushing Edition

Welcome once again to Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this is played. I post a picture that’s funny or utterly bizarre or otherwise just begging for some fun to be played with it. You send in your best captions via the comments section, and next week I declare a winner, the crowd cheers for joy, and we are all better people for the exercise.

Okay, I lied. I just declare a winner and that’s pretty much that. Still, we all get a good chuckle or two, and that’s worth having.

So take a gander at this one and let’s see what you all come up with.


15 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Flushing Edition”

  1. Susan says:

    Maybe hiring a wedding planner would have been a good idea.

  2. Jennie says:

    “Mahhrij, dat bressed event, dat dreem wiffin a dreem…”

  3. Carol Herman says:

    What a waste of toilet paper.

  4. Carol Herman says:

    If the dress don’t fit, you must sh*t in it.

  5. Carol Herman says:

    Proving it’s hardly likely that the groom showed up. (Hey, maybe he ran off with the wedding planner?)

  6. La Petite Acadienne says:

    Unfortunately, Sadie’s wedding day was marked by a bad acne breakout. Her efforts to disguise it by supplementing her veil with Charmin were sadly unsuccessful.

  7. KTB says:

    Lacey knew that letting her groom pick the reception venue might be a bad idea. She didn’t know how bad until the limo pulled up at the closest McDonalds and stopped.

  8. Some girls just can’t help taking the “toilet paper wedding dress” contest to the next level!

  9. Carol Herman says:

    And, look no further. Here’s a poster child for Buyer’s Remorse

  10. gemdiva says:

    *Knock knock knock* “Milicent dear, this is mother. Please come out now sweetie. I know being left at the altar is tragic for you, but there are 2 little old ladies out here with walkers and you are in the only handicapped accessible stall in this place and, well, things are turning ugly. Please gumdrop, come on out for mother.”

  11. Carol Herman says:

    Well, that marriage went into the crapper, fast.

  12. Carol Herman says:

    Pray tell, why is there a handicap bar behind this bride?

  13. La Petite Acadienne says:

    Well, that marriage went into the crapper, fast.


  14. Sarah G. says:

    My we present: the Flushing Bride.

  15. Diana says:

    Janice’s friends warned her against marrying a trucker. She thought getting married at the rest stop would be funny and quirky, until Herb’s girlfriends from the other 49 states all showed up to protest the wedding.