Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mini Edition

You all know how this works. I put a picture before you that begs for a thousand words (or less) to describe it. You send in your best captions via the comments, and next week I declare a winner. We all cheer or jeer as the case may be, and live happily ever after.

And so, without further ado, here’s the image for the week:

Ready…set…snark!

12 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mini Edition”

  1. LadySun says:

    Thankfully, the wedding planner turned Dierdre’s day from a disaster to a pleasure with the judicious application of spirit gum, after it turned out that Dierdre *was* allergic to her flowers after all.

  2. sterlingspider says:

    From that day onwards all the girls from Go-Go-A-Go-Go agreed that Patty’s wedding had been the ginchiest.

  3. sunf says:

    Thrilled to find out what a human ‘wedding night’ really involved, Barbarella lost no time in accepting Dianthus’ marriage proposal. She’d even heard that on Earth, not everyone stayed faithful to just one person! So many options!!

  4. Carol Herman says:

    Back in the early 1960’s this look became very popular. And, there’s just so much you can do with a short dress; since it lacks material.

  5. Nariya says:

    Glinda the Good Witch had had it with her floor-length tulle work uniform. It was her wedding day, and damned if she’d let her fabulous legs be stifled by “propriety” yet again.

  6. Kai Jones says:

    When Lucinda was told she would be Ming the Merciless’s next Empress of the Hour, she decided to make the best of it–and make that hour last forever.

  7. It was the work of endless days and nights for the troupe of gnomes who were tasked with matching the applique on her leggings to the 14.9 lbs of applique that swathed the rest of cougar-Cindarella’s best come-and-get-it ensemble.

  8. Natasha says:

    One day Miss Havisham awoke and decided this would be the day to make some changes and seduce herself a man.

  9. Damn! The Miss Havisham line is already taken!

  10. Fabrisse says:

    If the maid of honor hadn’t “accidentally” stepped on her skirt at the church, Lucy would never have been able to show off her great gams.

  11. Carol Herman says:

    The other choice is a thong with two pasties.

  12. Carol Herman says:

    Dianna’s first choice.