Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Seriously Overpampered Edition

March 29, 2009 in Sunday Caption Madness with 10 Comments

Hey ho, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a picture simply crying out to be captioned in some way, you all send in those captions via the comments function, and next week I will declare a winner whom we shall laud ad nauseum.

And so, without further ado, let’s take a look at the image du jour.

Ready…set…snark!

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10 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Seriously Overpampered Edition”

  1. gemdiva March 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm #

    Sweeney Todd’s kid sister Elvira Todd, worked as a lady’s maid and often fantasized about the fun things she might do while giving madam a pedicure.

  2. class factotum March 29, 2009 at 5:13 pm #

    Marie Antoinette didn’t understand why the peasant women had such ragged fingernails. “Why don’t they just get a manicure?” she wondered.

  3. Fabrisse March 29, 2009 at 5:34 pm #

    Miss Havisham: The Early Years coming soon on HBO

  4. Jennie March 29, 2009 at 11:42 pm #

    Sh*t! That damned fairy godmother told me I’d quit having cherry lips and bubblegum toes when I got married!

  5. TeleriB March 30, 2009 at 8:44 am #

    Jocelyn always treated herself to a pedicure before a big job; as a living table, she knew she’d be on her feet all night, pushing cake at the wedding guests.

  6. Parsing Nonsense March 30, 2009 at 7:08 pm #

    Marie grew so relaxed in her later years that it shocked the pants off the staff to realize she’d died of diabetic shock a full two days ago.

  7. De March 31, 2009 at 8:34 am #

    And as Suzette began the 3rd foot massage of the morning, Marie sighed in contentment; she had definitely made the right choice for Maid of Honor.

  8. Nariya April 1, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    I don’t have a quote, but I vote for Parsing Nonsense. My guffaw just now got a lot of strange looks from coworkers.

  9. KTB April 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm #

    Every good bride knows just how important it is to match your shoes and crinolines to the cake.

  10. CVS April 4, 2009 at 2:05 am #

    Knowing she would not get a chance to enjoy the venue after the wedding guest arrived Joice relaxed by the painstakingly planned desert buffet.