Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Vapors Edition

Hello campers!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply crying out for a good caption. You provide those captions by leaving them in the comments area. Next saturday, I will announce the winner, and there will be much rejoicing.

Are you seated comfortably? Then we’ll begin.

Swooning Groom Ready…set…snark!

5 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Vapors Edition”

  1. gemdiva says:

    In the early days of sanctioned Gay marriages, no one was really sure how to act, but Donald was determined to carry his new life partner over thethreshold. The Ring bearer thought it best to imitate a three legged labrador retriever while the remaining members of the wedding party reacted accordingly.

  2. Jennie says:

    (Announcer over the intercom) Attention all wedding guests! Please do not drink the brown acid…I mean punch…

  3. blossom says:

    One chef to another chef: “So where did you exactly find these mushrooms again?”

  4. Emma says:

    Anna and her sister Terry couldn’t help but stare at the photographer with their plastered-on, terrified smiles as cousin Timmy, the ring bearer, was overcome by an epileptic seizure, probably induced by a few furtive mouthfuls of wedding cake frosting, right before the reception. At least little Timmy’s convulsions helped distract some of the wedding guests from the groom’s…behavior, as he announced to the world how in love he was with the best man, and how he wished they lived in Massachusetts or Iowa or Connecticut or something. Tracey’s failing attempts to keep her “I-told-you-so” laughter in check weren’t helping things either. Seriously, how was Anna to know that the man of her dreams was gay? It’s not like there were signs or anything. Sure, Joel was a little touchy-feel with his male friends (who moonlighted as strippers down at Wild Stallions, the trendiest gay bar in town), and sure there was that one time she found Joel and Rob in bed together without a stitch on them, but that was normal male bonding, right? Like fishing trips and poker games and that time she walked in on them playing with furry pink handcuffs. But it didn’t matter anymore! Joel wouldn’t stand still for the wedding pictures and Timmy was probably suffering irreparable brain damage from the sugar and her new mother-in-law hated her and the wedding pictures were ruined and so was the cake and Tracey’s face would probably stick like that and her flower girl had been replaced by an evil elven child and Father O’Brien was standing on the sidelines looking uncomfortable and and and! Poor Anna just couldn’t take it anymore. She was only seconds away from hysterics and totally wouldn’t notice the boys sneaking off into the honeymoon suite without her.

  5. It’s so hard to get a good picture when the whole family has Tourette’s…