Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Major Firepower Edition
By TwistieGood morning wedding fans, and welcome to another edition of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!
You all know the rules. I find a picture that I feel is simply crying out for a great caption. You search the depths of your brain/funny bone/festering soul and come up with one…or two…or seventy three. You then post your best captions in the comments section. Next saturday I pick a winner and we all have some good yucks.
Ready? Good. Then we’ll begin.
Ready…set…snark!
July 19th, 2009 at 10:27 am
All I can think of is, “Lie back and think of England.”
Ouch.
July 19th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
When the father of the bride threatened a shot gun wedding, the groom figured he could do better.
July 19th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Mary smiled….”I did, after all, marry him for his ..er…Howitzer….
July 19th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Why you should never let your wedding photographer get into the champagne: An illustration.
July 19th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
They feel confident they can win Honeymoon Survivor as this tank is their “essential” item.
July 20th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Mabel was heartbroken when she realized Kevin really was shooting blanks.
Well done, Class Factotum! Think of England INDEED!
July 24th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Even before I opened the comments and saw Giggles’ entry, I was thinking
“Shotgun? That’s for wimps.”