Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Major Firepower Edition

July 19, 2009 in Sunday Caption Madness with 7 Comments

Good morning wedding fans, and welcome to another edition of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know the rules. I find a picture that I feel is simply crying out for a great caption. You search the depths of your brain/funny bone/festering soul and come up with one…or two…or seventy three. You then post your best captions in the comments section. Next saturday I pick a winner and we all have some good yucks.

Ready? Good. Then we’ll begin.

Tank Groom

Ready…set…snark!

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7 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Major Firepower Edition”

  1. class factotum July 19, 2009 at 10:27 am #

    All I can think of is, “Lie back and think of England.”

    Ouch.

  2. Giggles July 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm #

    When the father of the bride threatened a shot gun wedding, the groom figured he could do better.

  3. Jennie July 19, 2009 at 4:56 pm #

    Mary smiled….”I did, after all, marry him for his ..er…Howitzer….

  4. perletwo July 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm #

    Why you should never let your wedding photographer get into the champagne: An illustration.

  5. Fabrisse July 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm #

    They feel confident they can win Honeymoon Survivor as this tank is their “essential” item.

  6. Parsing Nonsense July 20, 2009 at 7:09 pm #

    Mabel was heartbroken when she realized Kevin really was shooting blanks.

    Well done, Class Factotum! Think of England INDEED!

  7. Rabrab July 24, 2009 at 11:55 pm #

    Even before I opened the comments and saw Giggles’ entry, I was thinking

    “Shotgun? That’s for wimps.”