Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Major Firepower Edition

Good morning wedding fans, and welcome to another edition of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know the rules. I find a picture that I feel is simply crying out for a great caption. You search the depths of your brain/funny bone/festering soul and come up with one…or two…or seventy three. You then post your best captions in the comments section. Next saturday I pick a winner and we all have some good yucks.

Ready? Good. Then we’ll begin.

Tank Groom

Ready…set…snark!

7 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Major Firepower Edition”

  1. All I can think of is, “Lie back and think of England.”

    Ouch.

  2. Giggles says:

    When the father of the bride threatened a shot gun wedding, the groom figured he could do better.

  3. Jennie says:

    Mary smiled….”I did, after all, marry him for his ..er…Howitzer….

  4. perletwo says:

    Why you should never let your wedding photographer get into the champagne: An illustration.

  5. Fabrisse says:

    They feel confident they can win Honeymoon Survivor as this tank is their “essential” item.

  6. Mabel was heartbroken when she realized Kevin really was shooting blanks.

    Well done, Class Factotum! Think of England INDEED!

  7. Rabrab says:

    Even before I opened the comments and saw Giggles’ entry, I was thinking

    “Shotgun? That’s for wimps.”