Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ennui Edition
Hello young caption lovers, wherever you are! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply crying out to be captioned. You provide the funniest captions you can think of in the comments section. Next saturday, I declare a winner and there is much rejoicing.
Got that?
Good! Then let’s get started:
Ready…set…snark!



Bill never imagined he’d have time to blog on his wedding night.
He had thought the whole “Bridezilla” thing was just an act for the show until she announced that the bed HAD to be strown with rare Himalayan snow orchid petals or the wedding night he had waited for was off….
Although he steadfastly maintained that he was NOT addicted to facebook, Paul’s bride was forced to entertain herself as best she could, while he leveled up in Mob Wars and pulled of the drug smuggling by air job.
@weddingparty – made it 2 suite, ur the best, thx gtg
Todd knew he would have to work over time to pay for the wedding, but he was not prepared for this.
As Susan downed her umpteenth glass of champagne, James wondered if liveblogging his wedding was such a great idea.
Another World of Warcraft Widow
“And I want EXTRA cheese on the pizza! I haven’t eaten in a week! BELCH”
By the time Steve had realized that the WoW expansion he’d been so anticipating was being released on his wedding night, the venues and hotels had been booked, the invitations sent– and the champagne bought. But he’d promised his Guild…!
Greg rethought his “true love waits” position, as the hotel’s dial-up connection lost, yet again, the about.com instructions for What Comes Next.