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Botanicals and Bows, Busting Out All Over

As I’ve said before, there aren’t that many things that truly can ruin a wedding. A death in the family or an ill loved one. Circumstances that prevent someone important to the bride and groom from attending. Natural disasters. Being left at the altar. Now designer Britta Kjerkegaard has proven that there is indeed another way a wedding can be ruined… well, another way a wedding dress can be ruined, and for some that can gum up the whole works.

Brides-to-be beware of the perils of fertilizer! The September issue of Brides Magazine features an image of bride who apparently spilled Miracle-Gro on her Kjerkegaard gown.


But don’t think you’re immune to the dangers of fertilizer over-usage just because a wedding gown doesn’t feature any botanicals, for this Kjerkegaard frock from the August issue of You & Your Wedding demonstrates that all embellishments can fall prey to the powers of Miracle-Gro if the bride isn’t careful.


Quick, kill it with fire before the bow expands to epic proportions!

3 Responses to “Botanicals and Bows, Busting Out All Over”

  1. sterlingspider September 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm #

    The bow on that second dress is a bit insane (a shame as otherwise it looks like a rather pretty gown) and the necklace looks like it came out of a coin machine, but at least she’s SMILING!

  2. Kristin September 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm #

    That is… um. Wow. Really, some bow.

    I guess if you had an awful grudge against one of your breasts…?