Greetings caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a pic with great caption potential. You all lob your best shots at it via the comments box, and next saturday I declare a winner. Got that? Good! Then here we go.
Ready…set…snark!
The Colonel made us do it. Our first, child, Sanders, is due in 7 months.
Welcome to our reception, guys! Free KFC Bowls and Double Downs for everyone!
Our announcement? Here: “Keith For Cathy”.
The new couple was convinced that they had to do a chicken dance to insure a happy marriage….
“Look Karen, I got you a restaurant for a wedding present,” said her new husband, Frank Carmichael.
This is the photo the photographer snapped after he asked the bride and groom to demonstrate what was happening to their cholesterol level right that second.