Twistie’s Accidental Monday Caption Madness: The Egg on Twistie’s Face Edition

So…you all know how this works. I post a picture on sunday that nobody but I can see on a computer for some reason I have yet to fathom. Honest, it does show up on my computer and on Mr. Twistie’s laptop, I swear.

Anyway, the next day when it is pointed out to me that the picture I have chosen is visible only to me and my imaginary friends, I panic, stomp on NtB’s posting, and pick a new pic.

You send in your best captions via the comments, being very sure to stop by NtB’s monday post so you don’t miss her deathless prose or the gorgeous pics pointed out to us by our own sterlingspider, and next saturday I will pick a winner having bowed my head in shame for five long days.

Today’s picture comes to you courtesy of the fact that I have foodstuffs all over my face:
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Ready…set…snark!

(oh, and be sure to let me know right away if you can’t see this one, either)

5 Responses to “Twistie’s Accidental Monday Caption Madness: The Egg on Twistie’s Face Edition”

  1. gemdiva October 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm #

    When asked what she thought of the food fight at Bobby Jo and Melanie Sue’s rowdy wedding reception, Melanie Sue’s Mama shrugged her shoulders and said, “Well, at least they ain’t livin’ in sin no more.”

  2. Limespark - Please Feed the Bears. October 13, 2009 at 12:21 am #

    Zombies need love, too.

  3. Jennie October 13, 2009 at 11:53 pm #

    New aged vampires had finally decided that being a blood sucking demon wasn’t too bad as long as one only sucked the white blood cells from their victims. It was the equivalent of veganism in their community.

  4. Parsing Nonsense October 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm #

    This is what happens when you get married on the same day as your graduation from Clown College.

  5. Diane October 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm #

    Rachael Ray lost the cake decorating contest and found love on the same glorious day.