Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Intergalactic Edition
Greetings Earth caption lovers. It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a silly or tacky or just plain odd picture, you offer up your best captions via the comments box, and next saturday I declare a winner.
This week’s image comes to you courtesy of my personal ‘what the hell???’ file, and it looks a bit like this:

In fact, it looks exactly like that.
Ready…set…snark!

Dearly Beloved, as you enter into the 7th level of Hell do you promise to…
…as long as you both shall compile? You may kiss the avatar…
Everyone knew that the bride’s jealous sister would probably do something to grab center stage at the wedding, but even the most unflappable of the guests had to admit that she’d gone a little too far this time.
The bride wore Vera Wang, the groom wore Armani and the celebrant wore Statue of Liberty Tranny Chic.
“You created a celebrant out of the leftover hen’s night decorations? I love how crafty you are, darling.”
After the acting and singing work dried up, Grace Jones turned to the next logical career: Wedding Officiant.
@gemdiva: Whoa, can we ease up on the transphobia and namecalling, please?
Is that from “Ugly Betty”?
Let me guess, the Mother of the Bride is performing the wedding ceremony, here?