Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Winter Wonderland Edition

Hail, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

Those of you who have been around a while know the drill: I find a picture crying out (or possibly sobbing into its Corn Flakes) for a caption. You provide said caption via the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner, and there is much rejoicing.

This one comes to you from the ‘it seemed like a good idea at the time’ file, and it looks a bit like this:
Boy Bride on Skis
Ready…set…snark!

6 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Winter Wonderland Edition”

  1. gemdiva says:

    In the Wappinger’s Falls annual downhill Drag Queen ski race and bridal gown competition, what seemed a sure fire victory decayed into ignominious defeat when Bob’s train became entangled in his skis. Undismayed, in his follow up interview, Bob emphatically declared “next year I’m definitely going with tea length!”

  2. Margo says:

    Now, models, please note the excellent posture and shoulder lines of the pose – this is how to do it.

  3. Margo says:

    “Let’s see J-Lo do this.”

  4. Carol Herman says:

    Is gay marriage legal in Colorado?

  5. parakeet says:

    Now really, who goes skiing without poles?

  6. perletwo says:

    No one dared tell Bridezilla she had carried her “Winter White” theme a step or two too far.