Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Almost Lifelike Edition
Hale, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.
You all know how this works. I pick a picture that’s simply sobbing into its Corn Flakes for a caption. You provide said captions through the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and there is much rejoicing.
This week’s image comes to you from the too bizarre to be fake file.
Ready…set…snark!

“Becky! The cake topper…it’s…it’s…alive!”
The truly unfortunate aspect of the Robot Uprising of ’15 was that the self-replicating artificial intelligence had evolved on the WE.tv network server.
“The designer knew he’d have a hard time finding a model for the dress he designed based on his grandmother’s toilet paper cozies, but where there’s an advanced applied robotics degree, there’s a way.”
Ultimately, the Real Doll Wedding-Night line was scrapped.
Hayao Miyazaki was married today, in a lovely ceremony that honored his vision of the world.