Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Galaxy Far, Far Away Edition

By: Margo A.

Margo A. — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:53:41 +0000

Actually, I’m pretty sure that dress is a vintage Gunne Sax by Jessica McClintock, from the mid 70′s.

By: Margo

Margo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:16:34 +0000

Oh, LaBellaDonna, snap! I didn’t even read your comment first.

By: Margo

Margo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:15:48 +0000

You have to go to a galaxy a long, long way away and far ago to buy a flattering wedding dress with sleeves.

By: class factotum

class factotum — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:59:10 +0000

The bride wondered what the Beast was hiding under the mask and vowed to avenge her family someday.

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:28:50 +0000

Behind her beauty-pageant-contestant Vaseline smile, the officiant once again wondered whether letting her “friends” share those Spring Break pictures from college might not have been a smarter choice than caving into their blackmailing and slipping on the slave girl outfit.

By: La BellaDonna

La BellaDonna — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:05:30 +0000

Huhn. I’m not going to get snarky, actually. I really LIKE the bride’s dress. I guess it means that we’re going to have to go to distant galaxies to find wedding dresses WITH SLEEVES, though!

By: gemdiva

gemdiva — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 23:23:36 +0000

When the Louisiana judge refused to marry them citing concerns for their children, the couple returned to the groom’s more advanced home planet for their wedding ceremony.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 22:02:32 +0000

heh… first thing that came to my mind too: “IT’S A TRAP!”
then, hey…that’s not nice, self. it’s someone’s wedding!
but it’s funny!

and since i’m a nerd, the next couple of quotes were “Take evasive action!”
and “We saw it. All craft, prepare to retreat.”

By: JRM

JRM — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:45:38 +0000

Because this is Admiral Ackbar we’re talking about, I have to throw this one in…

It’s never a good thing when the officiant is the one to say “It’s a TRAP!” during a wedding ceremony.