Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Galaxy Far, Far Away Edition: The Result

So. Last week I hit you with this deathless image:
and you guys came back swinging.

(Note: Margo, I believe you are correct in identifying the bride’s gown as vintage Gunne Sax. In fact, if I recall correctly, two thirds of the girls at my senior prom wore this dress. Mine was also Gunne Sax, but it was steel blue and did not feature a Queen Anne neckline, so there. Good eye, Margo!)

Anyway.

While there were several excellent entries this week, I have made my decision. The winner is our own fabulous gemdiva for this deliciously snarky pulled-from-the-headlines bit of silliness:

When the Louisiana judge refused to marry them citing concerns for their children, the couple returned to the groom’s more advanced home planet for their wedding ceremony.

Congratulations, gemdiva! And thanks to everyone who played.