Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Blue Meringue Edition
Hey there caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I pick a photo that I firmly believe is crying out for a caption, you provide said captions via the comments box, and next week I declare a winner whereupon we all celebrate with virtual wedding cake and cookies.
This week’s pic comes to you from the ‘Scarlet, she looks like a meringue’ file and it looks a bit like this:
Ready…set…snark!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Blue Moon Cotillion group portrait…
The Little Mermaid: 23rd Century musical could, perhaps, have used a larger costume budget.
Bridal Survival Guide Tip No. 43,254
When your bridesmaid’s skirts get misplaced at the bridal shop, remember that you can always rent a cotton candy machine in a snap. The spun sugar makes for fantastically fluffy, flirty and fun skirts and come in a vast array of colors. This is also a good idea for the ecologically conscientious bride, as the skirts could be reusable as a food source for the hummingbirds.
What if one of these people, or the bride who chose these outfits, came upon this blog and found that they were being put up with an invitation to ridicule?
The girls from the Mustang Ranch were convinced that the bride’s choice of Tiffany Blue for their gowns gave the wedding party a real touch of class.
Not an attempt at snark (since I can’t top HurricaneDeck), but is this from that chav wedding in England where the bride wore something like 50 pounds of petticoats or something like that and looked like an oompa loompa riding a cotton ball? Because it looks really familiar.
I’m not going to snark. It isn’t my taste, but I think it’s pretty and fluffy, and not as snarky as many. It looks as if it was a bit Las Vegas-inspired, but the bridesmaids look proud and happy – genuinely proud and happy, and that isn’t always so. Good for them!