Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Kinky Boots Edition
Greetings, captions fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.
You all know how this works. I find an image that is simply howling for a good caption, you provide said captions via the comments function, and next week I declare a winner, whereupon we all share a good laugh and a slice of virtual pizza.
This week’s image comes to you from the runways of Hades, and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!


Bargain price dressmakers can be a false economy – you never know where they’re going to skimp on the material until it’s too late.
Suddenly, Bob realized his fiancee’s love of all things Three Musketeers might make married life a little difficult.
I was full of bliss, waiting with bated breath at the church, on the threshold of my so-longed for matrimony. And then my husband-to-be ate my skirt.
The Dread Pirate *Julia* Roberts did things a little differently.
She’s not striking a pose, she’s holding the front and back of that skirt together for dear life.
I *gasp* don’t care *gasp* what you say *gasp* I AM a size *gasp* 0!!!!
Ten gallin hat
ur doin it rite