Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Kinky Boots Edition

Greetings, captions fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I find an image that is simply howling for a good caption, you provide said captions via the comments function, and next week I declare a winner, whereupon we all share a good laugh and a slice of virtual pizza.

This week’s image comes to you from the runways of Hades, and it looks a little like this:
wedding-dress-funny Ready… set… snark!

7 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Kinky Boots Edition”

  1. Jo April 11, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    Bargain price dressmakers can be a false economy – you never know where they’re going to skimp on the material until it’s too late.

  2. perletwo April 11, 2010 at 11:03 am #

    Suddenly, Bob realized his fiancee’s love of all things Three Musketeers might make married life a little difficult.

  3. LPC April 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    I was full of bliss, waiting with bated breath at the church, on the threshold of my so-longed for matrimony. And then my husband-to-be ate my skirt.

  4. kristophine April 11, 2010 at 4:41 pm #

    The Dread Pirate *Julia* Roberts did things a little differently.

  5. Brenna April 13, 2010 at 3:27 am #

    She’s not striking a pose, she’s holding the front and back of that skirt together for dear life.

  6. Jennie April 13, 2010 at 2:01 pm #

    I *gasp* don’t care *gasp* what you say *gasp* I AM a size *gasp* 0!!!!

  7. TeleriB April 14, 2010 at 11:25 am #

    Ten gallin hat

    ur doin it rite